Batangas and Cavite: *both flirting with Laguna* ;D ;D
Laguna: ...
*pushes Cavite to Manila*
*slaps Batangas*
Fem! Batangas and Fem! Cavite: *glaring at each other*
Male! Laguna: *pats them both on the head, laughing nervously*
Cavite: GODDAMIT I HATE MANILA
Fem! Manila: Excuse me?
Cavite: Wait, y-you're a girl...
Fem! Manila: Yes I am! You don't even know me, you bastard! And then you say you hate me! *slaps him and walks off like a boss*
Davao: CEBU CEBU CEBU I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU PLS MARRY ME AATTTEEEE
Cebu: FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME DAVAO--
Male! Cebu: =.= *getting annoyed by Fem! Davao clinging into him everywhere he goes*
Fem! Davao: Pls marry me kuyaaaaaaaaa
Male! Cebu: *sees Bohol* ...Waw kagwapa *hearts in eyes*
Bohol: ...UNSA
Male! Bohol: HOY
Male! Pampanga: *pulls Tarlac close* ~<3
Tarlac: ...the fuck
Pampanga: GODDAMMIT YOU AGAINNN STOP FLIRTING WITH MY SISTER
Sulu: wtf who dafuq tied us up together
Tawi-tawi: idk ew they think we're gay
Sulu: We're not, what the hell...
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Randomness with Piri-tan!
RandomHi. I'm Maria Clara de la Cruz. And... this story is just... you know, about random stuff with me. My sisters (Indonesia and Malaysia), the rest of the ASEAN, and some other Hetalia OCs are included here too. So.. yeah, hope you enjoy! AND FOLLOW ME...
