Happy Valentine's Day~

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Zambales: so

it's Feb 14

Every province and city in the Philippines: ...

Bulacan: *LIGHTS UP FIREWORKS OF DOOM*

Luzon: *FILLS AMERICA'S LOCKER WITH THOUSANDS OF CARDS AND HEARTS AND CHOCOLATES AND GIFTS*

Visayas: *CLINGING ONTO SPAIN ALL THE TIME*

Mindanao: I guess I should confess to Ate Malaysia...

so she can give me some durians

Acapulco: Manila!

Manila: ...HOLY SH!T SHE'S HERE

Cavite: *claps*

Laguna: ...JOSE RIZZZAWAAAAAAALLLL ;-;

Batangas: *humps on horses*

Palawan: oh

Davao: So, I received chocolates from some girls

Bohol: Then...?

Davao: I burned them all

#durians4ever

Bohol: ....

Tarshier: *SCRATCHES DAVAO'S FACE*

Bohol: YEEESSSS YOU GO MY PET

Cebu: *plays the guitar* *serenading the fishes*

Leyte: wtf Ate

Negros Oriental: *having dolphins as valentine*

Negros Occidental: *flirting with some guys*

Tarlac: KYOTO-SAN~

Pampanga: just confessed to mi crush

Albay: Lol

Siquijor: =_=

Misamis twins: WE'RE EACH OTHER'S VALENTINE'S ;-)

Surigao del Sur: Isn't that incest?

Philippines: My crush...

iiissssss.... *drum rolls*

Luzon: ATE I JUST SENT A LONG LETTER TO AMERICA-SENPAI

Visayas: DID YOU SEE HOW KUYA ESPANYA'S EMERALD EYES SPARKLE

Mindanao: ATE MALAYSIA GAVE ME DURIANS

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