First Day of School

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Ikalabintatlo ng Hunyo

***7 AM***

Luzon: *finishes putting all his books in his bagpack* And, I'm done. Hoi! Ate Visayas! Mindanao! Handa na ba kayo?

Visayas: *still sleeping in her room and snoring loudly*

Mindanao: *also in his room, hiding under the bed*

Provinces and cities (except for Manila and the NCR cities and Ilocos Region for some reason): *locks all the doors and windows in their rooms before Piri can come in*

Philippines: ...Did they just lock... all their rooms...

*tries to open the door to Visayas' room* VANESSA!!

Visayas: *is awoken by Piri's yell* unsa *checks time on phone* pisti giatay nakalimut ko nga naa diay klase

Philippines: Open this door at once, young lady!

Visayas: *quickly hides in the bathroom and locks the door*

Philippines: oh fuck it *takes out keys and unlocks door to the bedroom* ...

*looks at door to the bathroom* Visayas, I know you're there

Visayas: *cries*

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Mindanao: *hears door creak open* crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap

*was expecting Piri but hears Visayas' voice instead*

*rolls out from under the bed* ATE VISAYAS THANK GOD AKALA KO NA--

Philippines: *a crying Visayas standing beside her* Mindanao~ *smiles but has a dark aura* Time for school~

Mindanao: WAAAAHHH AAYYOOOKOOOO

Meanwhile....

California and Florida: *rising from the pool looking sexy*

Luzon: Oh my... *-*

Michigan: LET'S THROW OUR PAPERS IN THE AIR

Pennsylvania: Woooh!

Nevada: aaaaahhhh so glad it's all finally over

Visayas: ...maypa sila T^T

Washington: Okay, guys. That's enough. Time to get out of school campus and start planning for where we're going this summer.

US states and cities: YAAAAYYY!!

Philippine islands, provinces and cities: *cries*

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