• "CHEF SCOTT YOU BITCH IF YOU DON'T WIN I'M GONNA FUCK U UP YOU AMAZING PIECE OF SHIT"
• "Babe come watch food network with me. PLEEAASSEE"
• "Wanna hear some conspiracy theories? No? Too bad."
• Film random videos of you doing normal things.
• walk around in nothing but one of your shirts
• "I swear if one more person flirts with Scott I'll kill them too. LET THE MAN COOK SO HE CAN WIN"
• blowjob jokes~
• more dick jokes~
• "I hate makeup...but I'll never need it. So I'm ok."
• "God dAMMIT SCOTT"
• walk around shirtless
• "naked is natural. You can't stop me"
• beg to Do the ice bath challenge
• "dadddddddyyyyyyyyy"
• lay around in completely inappropriate positions
• randomly kiss you
• hold your hand 99% of the day
• "Lacey things are pretty!"
• "yes. My guilty pleasures are Maroon 5 and 3OH!3"
• "you're not a guilty pleasure you're just a pleasure"
• fall asleep in very random places
• worship Food Network (my remote hasn't worked for 2 months and I can't change the channel. I'm addicted to food network)
• "you're so cute~"
• "you're a smartass. You're a badass. And you've got a great ass."
• show off my biceps (finally)
• "I don't wanna shower alone..."
• mess with your hair
•"I'm not ticklish"
• "stOP IM TICKLISH"
• "don't touch my hair."
• "please touch my hair."
• "GET. IN. ME."
