Love And Sarcasm [Currently Editing]

32.| summer break

justin | audrey

『10: 03am』

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"Eeep, it's summer break!"

"Eeep I'm so happy!"

"And you still can't imitate. . ."

"Damn! I thought I was getting good."

"Just leave the imitations to the professionals Justin."

"That hurts."

"I've been telling you countless times!"

"And I've been trying to learn!"

"Well do both of us a favour and stop because you're horrible at it."

"Way to being straightforward and blunt."

"You're a freak so you like it."

"If you were any other person, I'd be highly offended."

"Well I'm not."

"And I'm glad you're not."

"So no school work or homework for three months, am I dreaming?"

"Fortunately not sweetheart."

"Pinch me."

"I'm afraid I can't do that sir."

"Hey! I'm not a guy!"

"My mistake milady."

"Didn't I just tell you to stop? You're going to make me get a hearing aid."

"Fine, I'll stop, Geez, you're just jealous of my amazing art."

"We are so not having this conversation Justin."

"Fine, let's change the topic, I'm going to my grandma's place tomorrow and I'm dreading it because I know that I will be coming back with my face cheeks being on fire."

"Awww, how adorable. I wish my grandma was like that."

"Why are you saying that sweetheart?"

"My grandma is annoying, she always says I'm too boyish and forces me to wear dresses and while I'm not against wearing one, grandma wants me to wear those frilly pink ones from her era, plus she always tries to hook me up with one of her friends grandson's saying that its time for me to get married! I'm only seventeen for chocolate sakes, also another thing, does she think that its the fifties, because--"

"---She tries to hook you up?"

"Is that the only thing you heard out of my entire monologue?"

"No, but that is the problem. You aren't going to let her do that anymore right?"

"I have to, I don't have a choice I can't just tell my grandma I have a boyfriend I haven't even met, she'll think I'm crazy!"

". . ."

"I'm sorry, that was wrong of me to point out."

"Its fine Audrey, its the truth anyway."

"It's sweetheart."

"What?"

"Its sweetheart, not Audrey. I don't know who you're talking about, are you cheating on me? Is there something you have to tell me Justin?"

". . . You're a weird girl petal."

"Funny. . .I distinctly remember being called that by my boyfriend."

"Really? Did your boyfriend really say that to you? He must be a jerk."

"Not  only a jerk but a dork too!"

"I'm soooo not a dork."

"Point proven Justin."

""Whatever just pray for me while I'm at my grandma okay?"

"You're making her seem horrible."

"She is! After she pinched me for like a long time. My cheeks were red for almost two hours, when I take you to meet her soon you'll see what I mean!"

". . ."

"Sweetheart? You still there?"

"I-I am, you said when I'll meet her soon. How do you know we'll be together long enough for me to meet your grandma?"

"I know because I like you that much sweetheart. I'm pretty serious about us even if it's been two weeks only."

"I'm serious about us too Justin."

"Good because I'm not planning on letting go anytime soon."

". . . You're going to make me cry."

"That wasn't my intention petal. I wanted to make you smile."

"Mission completed."

"How cute."

"Justin. . ."

"I'm sorry, I can't help it."

"Whatever you say  . . .  I need to go now."

"Where are you going?"

"Mom is shouting at me to wash the dishes, I've been stalling."

"You used me as a distraction."

"Yeah."

"I feel like our whole relationship is a lie."

"Quit being dramatic Justin."

"Where's the fun if you're not dramatic?"

"You're crazy."

"You told me several times."

"Whatever, I'm hanging up."

"Okay, later petal"

"Later Justin, don't miss me too much."

"Impossible not to do babe."

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