Love And Sarcasm [Currently Editing]

30. | confessions

justin | audrey

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"What--what?"

"Fuck. I've been talking about you, Audrey! I was dropping hints to show that I like you okay? You're the one I haven't met yet ,you're the one who supported me in my hardships you're the one I talk to all day, was it that hard to see to figure out?"

"I-I-I . . ."

"I know you're speechless, I wasn't going to say anything after we were interrupted but your dense-ness got to me."

". . ."

"Audrey. . .say something."

"Y-you like me. . ."

"I do."

"When?"

"After I told you about my past, but I think it was way earlier than that."

"You like me. . .you like me".

"I do petal, I like you a lot."

"I can't believe it."

"Don't you like me too? I assumed you do or. . ."

"I don't know Justin."

"Oh, well at least it's better than a no."

"I can't believe someone like you would like someone like me."

"Crazy huh? But I guess its just fate sweetheart."

"It works in mysterious ways."

"It does, and I wanna prove to you that I could make you happy."

"You already do Justin."

"I know, like I could be there for you as a boyfriend."

"Justin. . ."

"You'll see petal, I'll make you fall for me."

"I think I already am."

"What?"

"I said I think I am."

"Didn't you just say you don't know?"

"You make me happy Justin, every time you call me, a smile automatically lights my face, I always look forward to your calls every day so I think I like you."

"You don't know how happy I am hearing those words."

"I'm sorry for being so dense."

"Don't apologize, that's who you are sweetheart. You're just naturally slow."

"Hey!"

"What? It's true."

"There is no need to point it out!"

"You pointed it out first"

"I didn't."

"You so did petal. And I quote 'I'm sorry for being so dense'"

"Whatever Justin, you should never point out a girl's mistake, she'll kill you."

"Is that a rule?"

"An unwritten and unspoken one".

"I'm a rule breaker sweetheart so I'm entitled to break your so-called unspoken rule."

"It's over."

"But we haven't even tried yet!"

"I know, I ended it before it started so that means you can't break the rule."

"That doesn't even make sense!"

"Your face doesn't make sense."

"That was lame babe."

". . ."

"Sweetheart? I was joking! It was the funniest thing I've ever heard!"

"Ass Kisser."

"I was trying to compensate for what I said since you weren't answering back."

"That was a little too much."

"You're impossible to please."

"I'm not! You're just too dumb to please me the way I want. And I thought you knew me. It's been five months since we started talking!"

"Was it five months? I thought it was six. . ."

"Don't you dare start Justin."

"Sorry babe, I didn't know it was five. The whole time I thought it was six."

"Yeah, well now you know."

"And I thought when we like each other you'd stop with the insults."

"This is who I am Justin, build a bridge and get over it"

"I won a bridge!"

"What?"

"I won a bridge."

"How does that apply to our current conversation?"

"When I went to the carnival with Ezra's little sister, I got a cute little bridge. So technically I already have a bridge and all I have to do is walk over it but I can't since its so tiny and I'm so big."

". . .That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard come out of your mouth."

"I'm offended."

"Oh I'm sorry babe it wasn't supposed to be offensive."

"I wonder why I like you sometimes."

"Ditto."

"So you really like me?"

"I do."

"Say it again."

"I like you Justin."

"Again."

"I like you"

"One more time."

"I like you."

"Last time."

"I like you."

"One--"

"Oh put a sock in it!"

"I was wondering when you'd get aggravated."

"You like my insults?"

"As long as they come out of your mouth."

"You're a freak."

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