justin | audrey╔══════
10:56 pm
══════╝~Incoming call - Guy I'm About To Prank Call~
ʚ answer | decline ɞ
【answer】
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"I'm beginning to think that you have some kind of obsess--"
"---Hehe..H-hey annoying str-- *𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒑* stranger."
"Are you drunk dialling me right now?"
"WHAT? NO! I'M VERY SOBER!"
"Okay no need to scream in my ear geez, I'm too young to get a hearing aid."
"T-that is j-just so so so FUNNY!"
"And you're so so so drunk"
"No I-I'm n-not! I'm as sober as my grandfather's whiskey s-stash! HAHA! I'm so funny damn, I should become a freaking comedian!"
"You are definitely as wasted as they come."
"Humph! S-so what if I am, why do you care?"
"I don't, I was stating a plain ole fact"
"Oh? Well I can state my facts too"
"Super, but I wasn't asking for your life story"
"You want m-my life *hiccup* story? I'll tell you one. My name is J--"
"--I said I wasn't...no wait carry on"
"What?"
"Never mind, carry on, I could use this for future blackmail"
"I-I don't know what blackmail means. I-is that even a word?"
"Are you... Are you sniffling?"
"N-no, I'm not. You're just confusing me with y-your made up words. *𝒔𝒏𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒍𝒆𝒔*"
"Oh this is lengendary! I wish I was there to see you like this in person."
"I know what lengendary is! Are you talking about Legendary Mokepon?"
"What?"
"Legendary mokepon, y-you know like the anime that has p-pikachu."
"You mean Legendary Pokemon?"
"That's what I said!"
[Audrey bursts out laughing]
"This is Gold! You didn't say that."
"Yes I did!"
"No you didn't."
"Yes I did. Stop arguing w-with me!"
"Fine. Then tell me your life story."
"Okay! My n-name is Justin and I'm 67 years old...HAHAHAHA. I'm kidding I j-just turned eighteen four days ago. I have a pet dog called F-fluffy, who is the best pooch ever! I love football and t-taking bubble baths with my manly shadow night bath bomb, my biggest pet peeve is the color yellow and icky toe nails and-- HEY ASSHOLE THAT'S MY BEER YOUR DRINKING! G-GET YOUR FUCKING OW--"
*Dial tone*
"Blackmail is going to be so sweet...."
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