Love And Sarcasm [Currently Editing]

18. | throne of lies

justin | audrey

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2:35 pm

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"Happy birthday petal!"

"You remembered?"

"Of course sweetheart. I care for you and therefore I'll remember when my petal was born."

"Thank you, it means a lot. My friends forgot about my birthday and ditched me every time I tried to join a conversation."

"I'm sorry babe, maybe they planned something."

"I doubt it. Every year, anyone I know at school always decks me with eggs, water and flour. Its not a bad thing, it's kind of like a tradition for my friends to do that to anyone who gains an extra year but it's like this year they've hardly acknowledged me."

"I don't know what I could say to make you feel better. I'm not good with depressed Audrey."

"Be yourself."

"That was extremely cheesy."

"Learned it from the best."

"Heck yeah you did."

"I wasn't talking about you."

"Shots fired! Shots fired!"

[Audrey bursts out laughing.]

"Why did you have to go at me like that petal?"

"Because it's fun."

"You just love to see me get hurt don't you?"

"Maybe. . ."

"You sadistic freak you!"

". . .Whatever, so how was your day?"

"Changing the subject because I found your kinky obsession?"

"I will kill you."

"Point proved."

". . ."

"Fine, my day was uneventful, I didn't do anything at all just slept the whole day because I didn't feel like going to school. You're the first person I talked to except fluffy."

"Fluffy is your pet dog right?"

"Yeah he is, I named him when I was ten, you can't blame me!"

"Like that is any less embarrassing."

"Leave me alone."

"You should let me see your best pooch ever fluffy!"

"Best pooch ever?"

"Those are the words you used when you called me when you were drunk. You said pooch."

"Liar. I have no recollection of that."

"Of course you wouldn't. You were wasted."

"You sit on a throne of lies."

"You know I'm ri-- Katie?"

"Hey babe, come with me, I've got something to show you"

"But I--"

"Just come!"

"Okay okay hold on I'm coming just gimme a sec"

"Hey, Justin?"

"Yeah, sweetheart?"

"I gotta go, Katie has something to show me"

"Okay call me back when you're done"

"Sure okay"

"Bye sweetheart and have a great birthday"

"Thank you."

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