Love And Sarcasm [Currently Editing]

5. | weird moods

justin | audrey

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2:33 pm
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~Incoming call - The Asshole~

ʚ answer | decline ɞ

【answer】

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". . ."

"Ah weirdo."

"Why did you call?"

"I decided to grace you with my awesome to die for voice today."

"Aren't you just the funniest."

"I am! What got your panties in a twist?"

"Your voice."

"I'm cracking up"

"Acknowledging how your voice really is, is a great first step to accepting who you truly are. A pubescent little boy."

"I'm sorry but I don't recall ordering a plate of sarcasm with a side of sass"

"I'm sorry but I don't recall being a waitress. Last time I checked I was still in school"

"That was a fail"

"So was your dad's condom"

". . ."

". . ."

"Ouch. You seem moody annoying girl"

"Great observation Einstein!"

"Are you PMSing? Or something?"

"That is such a guy thing to say. Are guys the only ones allowed to be moody and not be questioned about it?"

"You're supposed to answer me PROPERLY. Not an answer a question with a question. "

"Does that bother you, Justin?"

"Yes it does."

"To bad I'm still going to continue doing it"

"You just reminded me why I actually call you annoying girl"

"Super and I'm Tinkerbell."

"What?"

"I thought we were using our colourful imaginations?"

"I cannot talk to you when you're like this Audrey."

"I'm always like this asshole."

"You are, but this time you are really starting to piss me off."

"Mission accomplished!"

"You're being rude."

"Am I really Justin?"

"You are! You know what. Talk to me when you're back to normal."

"Oh, so we are friends now? Why wasn't I notified of this memo?"

"Fuck it. I'm hanging up."

"I take it, we aren't besties anymore?"

"Fuck off."

*dial tone*

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