Love And Sarcasm [Currently Editing]

6. | kinky freak

justin | audrey

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6:45 pm
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~Incoming call - Audrey 😖~

ʚ answer | decline ɞ

【answer】

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"Anyone with the name Audrey is not allowed to call me."

"You're being petty."

"Am I really?"

"You are."

"And here I was expecting some heartfelt apology for acting like a bitch three days ago."

"Look I know I acted rude but there is absolutely no need to call me a bitch, honestly what's your obsession with that word?"

"Seriously Audrey, think back to three days ago and how you spoke to me and tell me that wasn't a bitch move"

"I was little rude and moody. I was not being bitchy."

"You totally were."

"And out flies your apology through the window you jerk."

"Whatever. You know I'm right."

"You can't see this, but I am currently giving you the provobial middle finger right now."

"I'm right, I'm always right sweetheart. So why don't you tell Dr Justin why you were being like that."

"We aren't friends Justin so why should I play doctor doctor with you?"

"Ouch. Talk about a stab in the heart petal."

"If there is one in that brick body of yours"

"Are you insinuating that I have a rock hard body? Nice."

"Oooh, the asshole knows a big word."

"I'm insulted that you think that I don't know my own language."

"Well considering your low IQ points...one might be doubtful"

"I'm laughing."

"Story of your life."

"Hey sweetheart I totally know were you are going. You're trying to steer the conversation away from what happened three days ago right?"

"..."

"Maybe if you talk about it..you'll feel better?"

"I didn't ask for a shrink Justin"

"I'm not a shrink!"

"Well you talk like one"

"I'm just trying to be a friend!"

"A week ago you wanted nothing to do with me"

"Yeah well that's because you were annoying"

"And I'm not now?"

"You still are."

"Girl still lost here"

"What I mean is that I tolerate you enough to be your friend."

"You sound like a whiny teen girl"

"You just ruined the moment annoying girl!"

"Point proven"

"I do not sound like a girl . I'm a man"

"Prove it"

" I have pure muscle, a thick and long-"

"OKAY! You are a man  got it! You don't have to finish the sentence, It would be something I wouldn't be able to 'unimagine' out of my brain."

"I was going to say thick and long neck. What were you thinking I was going to say?"

"Uh ... Nothing!"

"You liar! You were thinking dirty thoughts weren't you?"

"WHAT?! NO!"

"Damn I didn't know you are a freak"

"Ugh"

"Kinky"

"Would you stop?"

"Do you think I would listen to you? "

"You're right, wrong question but please just stop."

"What I would do to see your reactions."

"You're annoying"

"So you've told me sweetheart."

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