Love And Sarcasm [Currently Editing]

19. | gay babies

justin | audrey

『10:05pm』

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"Ugh. . .I reek of eggs, chocolate and sweat! Not a good combination."

"Well hello to you too. . ."

". . ."

"I take it you had a great day."

"More like being tortured by my friends."

"How so?"

"After Katie asked me to follow her she led me to this building and told me to enter first and when I opened the door. I was poured with water, thrown with eggs and covered with flour and then they screamed surprise and we had a jolly good time by the time of cutting cake, my head was smashed in chocolate cake and I was chased around the house by a violent looking dog which was totally not mine!"

"Well that was very eventful and here you were complaining to me about your friends forgetting your birthday when they were planning something for you!"

"Yeah my head jumped into conclusions."

"Damn right, you should thank the funny man for saving the day"

"For what?"

"From distracting you from your problem!"

"Oh right, thanks funny man."

"Funny man is always ready to save the day"

"You're in a superman stance aren't you?"

"Guilty."

"Looks like I know you!"

"That's a good thing right?"

"Do you want it to be?"

"Yeah."

"Then it is"

"I'm happy."

"So am I"

". . ."

". . ."

"Awkward silence leads to gay babies!"

[A pause, before Audrey bursts out laughing.]

"Nice save."

"I'm saving the day today."

"Seems like it."

"It is. Funny man always ready to help save the day!"

"That's your word of the day?"

"What is?"

"Save. You've been saying that a lot today"

"Yeah. Save is the word of the day honeybun."

"Honeybun? That's a new one. You always call me sweetheart, petal or babe. Where did honeybun come from?"

"I don't know, it just came. You like it?"

"No. I'm not some type of food Justin. I eat food not called food."

"Bleh then. . .you like the other one's sweetheart?"

"Y-yeah I do, they've grown on me."

"Well that just made me ridiculously happy that you like them."

". . ."

"And now I just made things awkward, I was trying to flirt babe, get on with the times"

"That was you flirting? Go to flirting lessons, you're in desperate need of help."

"And we are back with the insults"

"We never stopped Justin, you just assumed in that pretty head of yours that we did."

"You think I'm pretty? Well I think you're pretty too, based on your personality of course."

"....stop f-flirting with me Justin, you're giving me a headache."

"Oh come on! I thought you would like that!"

"Well I didn't, flirt with your groupies or whatever."

"I don't have groupies petal. So you're stuck with me. I'll even be your birthday present."

"Can I get a refund?"

"Oh hardy har har, look at you attempting a joke. How extraordinary."

"That was a good comeback Justin, even you have to admit it."

"I won't admit anything."

"Awww, did I poke the poor boy's ego?"

"A boy's ego is a very sensitive topic to us."

"How fascinating! Do you have any more theories on that?"

"Quiet down the sarcasm, its going to give me migraines."

"Have some Asprin and you'll be fine."

"I don't think Asprin can cure migraines."

"That's nice, but I don't remember asking for a science lesson."

"Headache alert! Cause? Audrey's sarcastic comments."

"Headache alert! Cause? Justin's voice."

"Thank you."

"It wasn't a compliment."

"Everything that comes out of your mouth Audrey means the opposite for me sweetheart."

"You're sick."

"I'm not, which means you loooove my voice."

"Can somebody hand me a tissue? I think my ear is bleeding!"

"Funny, but you still love my voice."

"I-- I don't."

[ Justin smiles when he hears the sleepy tone in Audrey's voice. She was cute.]

"Not fighting with you, sleepy sweetheart?"

"Yeah. . . long day."

"Okay, I'll let you sleep on one condition."

"Not that your permission matters, but what is it?"

"Say you'll dream about me since your voice is always in my dreams."

"Really?"

"Yeah, its just your voice I hear, so will you do it?"

"Are you trying to flirt with me even if I told you to stop?"

"I can't help it petal, I've been holding it in for too long"

"What?"

"Fine, if you don't dream about me just know, you're always in my dreams. Good night sweetheart."

". . .That was so damn cheesy, but nighty night Justin."

"Sweet dreams."

"You're being...sus- suspiciously sweet. . ."

"I was just holding myself back and I can't do it anymore. . ."

"What . . . "

"Shh, just go to sleep sweetheart. . ."

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