Damn Nature You Scary!

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The title was unnecessary, its how I do!

The three winners of my contest are........................................

RainbowUnicorns

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconios.

Peter had two pears

Neil charged him for seven bus fares

Ectasy tastes nice in tea

Under the sea

Monsters are food

Oranges get me in the mood

Night is dark

Owls like to bark

Udders are on cows

Ladders are tall

Tyler has a wall

Riding a unicorn 

And a lion is born

Matthew is one of my teachers

I eat his face under the bleachers

Croquet licks potatoes

Rope tie

Orphans lie

So does your mum - in the navy

Contained in gravy 

Own toes

Placed in bows

In your house

Cities infested by a single mouse

So many hats

Illict affairs with bats

Llamas have names

I have seven qualities of fames

Cutlery is useful

Oranges are duceful

Violins can play themselves

Operations stack shelves

Link my face to your paperclip

Cupboards are a blip

An apple has a worm in

Nine hours of sin

October is dry

Covered why?

Owls hoot

Nice boot

In my eye

Oranges lie 

Sipping on soup

In your troupe

So that's the worst poem you've ever read.  

Intrepid_Imaginer

(H)ippos wallowing in the mind eating

(I)nsipid seaweed, being

(P)ampered and

(P)raised

(O)ften for dancing

(C)reatively and absurdly

(A)lways making others laugh

(M)oving to the beat

(P)racticing their skills

(U)nderlying talents

(S)uperstars!

Thecrazynattiepooo

B is for baking a nerd.

A is for the letter grade Barbie will never get.

R is for rescuing the penguins.

B is for bungee jumping off a cliff.

I is for interrupting the President of USA.

E for entertaining a bunch of potatoes.

I am a 19 (almost 20) year old child. I watch Arthur every weekday. I have ever since I was in the 6th grade. That makes me awesome :D

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