Sigils tries to cancel secret Santa

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I get it

It's not Christmas

BUT I DONT CARE

IM OUT OF IDEAS 

JUST ACCEPT THIS PART PLEASE 🙏


Sigils: Alright. It's official. I'm cancelling secret Santa

Henwy: I'm gonna go ahead and put this bad boy down... *puts mug on the table*

Henwy: Stand up calm and collectively...

Henwy: And ask... why?

Sigils: Because my sister- god bless her little soul... decided it would be a good idea for Biffle and Nico to write out Christmas wish lists to Santa

Sigils: And the results

Sigils: ARE TRAGIC

Henwy: Oh come on, Sigils

Henwy: How bad could it really be? I mean honestly I-

Henwy: *le gasp*

Henwy: Wow, Biffle's got issues.

Sigils: Uh huh, yeah, go ahead, go and read what Nico put down

Henwy: Look at Nico's-

Henwy: OH- yeah- I get the picture but come on Sigils, let them be!

Sigils: You know what? I am putting my foot down! I've been coddling these guys for long enough, they can deal without having secret Santa this year!

Henwy: Come on man, I mean-

Henwy: ...Well, I mean, have you taken your sister's Christmas list, into account?

Sigils: Well no I didn't read my sister's yet but she's a different story! So go ahead, tell me what she wants

Henwy: Well, from your sister's list, it's saying she wants and I quote, 'everyone to have a happy Christmas, including big brother' with a couple extra letters after big brother but that's not the point

Henwy: Basically, your sister wants everyone to have a happy Christmas.

Henwy: Don't you wanna give her that?

Sigils: ...

Sigils: I am NOT buying that for Nico!

Henwy: Oh absolutely not I'll just get him a Supreme hoodie for Christmas

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