Kidnapped best friend Pt. 2

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Kidnapper: Come on (x2)

Kidnapper: Pick up (x2)

Sigils: *answers call* Ello?

Kidnapper: DON'T HANG UP

Kidnapper: SIR

Kidnapper: PLEASE

Kidnapper: COME

Kidnapper: GET

Kidnapper: YOUR

Kidnapper: BEST FRIEND

Sigils: I think you have the wrong person

Kidnapper: NOOOO

Kidnapper: NO I DON'T

Kidnapper: YOU HAVE THE KID THAT PLAYS WITH HIS NERF GUN

Sigils: ...

Sigils: *looks at Henwy, who is still chasing Nico till this day*

Henwy: WHY DID YOU EAT MY LAST COOKIE?!

Nico: I WAS HUNGRYYYYY

Henwy: THAT'S NOT A GOOD REASON! 

Henwy: GET BACK HERE!

Sigils: *eh.*

Sigils: Nope.

Kidnapper: I know it's you

Kidnapper: Please

Kidnapper: It's been 24 days

Kidnapper: He's eaten everything I own

Kidnapper: And he wont stop yelling at the TV

Biffle: OH COME ON

Biffle: THATS A FOUL!

Biffle: *burps*

Sigils: Huh

Sigils: I was wondering why it was so quiet on game day

Biffle: Yo!

Biffle: You got anymore food?

Kidnapper: NO!

Kidnapper: I DONT!

Kidnapper: CAUSE YOU ATE IT ALL

Biffle: At least my friends feed me

Kidnapper: Pleaseeee

Sigils: Bla- e- ah-

Kidnapper: DON'T YOU DARE HANG UP AGAIN

Kidnapper: DON'T-

Sigils: BaD sErViCe

*beep*

Kidnapper: *I'm never kidnapping anybody again...*

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