Biffle misses Maia

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Biffle: *grunts*

Biffle: Come here love I wanna snuggle

Jerome: It would be my honour to snuggle you, Biffle

Biffle: Jerome? What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?

Jerome: I know how sad and lonely you get when your girlfriend's out of town

Biffle: I told you I'm fine, I'm enjoying my personal spa— *tries stretching out*

...

Biffle: Why can't I stretch out?

Jerome: It was time for some drastic measures

Sigils: You said this was a mandatory meeting not a fucking therapy session

SSundee: We must all come together when our fellow friend is in pain

Nico: Ian, why are you just standing next to the bed?

Zud: Because he'd most likely crush us if he tried to squeeze in

Henwy, being suffocated: (straining) Y-Yep- I-I know the f-feeling-

Biffle: I need a lock for that door...

Jerome: What do you say, Austin? Shall we eat 30 boxes of bento?

Henwy: (still straining) S-Sit in silence and s-stare at the wall?

Sigils: Kill Jerome for this stupid meeting?

Biffle: So far, that one's the best

Zud: What do you think we should do, Nico?

Nico: Oh, Henwy stole mine so...

Biffle: For fuck sake, you guys, I do not need you here, I'm a grown ass man!

Zud: Is that your girlfriend stuff animal?

Biffle: His name is Freddy you show some damn respect

Jerome: My goodness

Zud: I did not know it was that kind of a cuddle puddle~

SSundee: Zud, please! We have two children present!

Henwy: I'm 22...

LoafX: I'm 20, I'm not stupid

Nico: What? I don't get it

Biffle: Okay enough! Everyone out!

GarryBlox: Wow, how do you think your girlfriend would feel if she hears how you treat your guests so poorly?

Biffle: You're not guests! You're intruders! And don't talk about my girlfriend-

LoafX: Biffle, you know we're all here because we love you and we want to help you feel better

Zud: It's perfectly okay to miss your loved ones, we're all here for you

Sigils: I'm not

LoafX: Don't you just feel a teensy bit better with all of us here?

Biffle: I mean...

Biffle: Maybe a teensy bit...

Jerome: The cuddle puddle always works!

Zud: Okay everyone, big squeeeeeze

Henwy: (straining) A-Agh!— c-can't breathe! C-Can't breathe!

Sigils: That's it, I'm outta here

GarryBlox: *grabs Sigils* No you're not, get in here

Sigils: O-Okay (x2)

*silence*

Biffle: Thanks, you guys

SSundee: I too wish to join the cuddle puddle!

(Panicking intensifies)






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