Biffle: *grunts*
Biffle: Come here love I wanna snuggle
Jerome: It would be my honour to snuggle you, Biffle
Biffle: Jerome? What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?
Jerome: I know how sad and lonely you get when your girlfriend's out of town
Biffle: I told you I'm fine, I'm enjoying my personal spa— *tries stretching out*
...
Biffle: Why can't I stretch out?
Jerome: It was time for some drastic measures
Sigils: You said this was a mandatory meeting not a fucking therapy session
SSundee: We must all come together when our fellow friend is in pain
Nico: Ian, why are you just standing next to the bed?
Zud: Because he'd most likely crush us if he tried to squeeze in
Henwy, being suffocated: (straining) Y-Yep- I-I know the f-feeling-
Biffle: I need a lock for that door...
Jerome: What do you say, Austin? Shall we eat 30 boxes of bento?
Henwy: (still straining) S-Sit in silence and s-stare at the wall?
Sigils: Kill Jerome for this stupid meeting?
Biffle: So far, that one's the best
Zud: What do you think we should do, Nico?
Nico: Oh, Henwy stole mine so...
Biffle: For fuck sake, you guys, I do not need you here, I'm a grown ass man!
Zud: Is that your girlfriend stuff animal?
Biffle: His name is Freddy you show some damn respect
Jerome: My goodness
Zud: I did not know it was that kind of a cuddle puddle~
SSundee: Zud, please! We have two children present!
Henwy: I'm 22...
LoafX: I'm 20, I'm not stupid
Nico: What? I don't get it
Biffle: Okay enough! Everyone out!
GarryBlox: Wow, how do you think your girlfriend would feel if she hears how you treat your guests so poorly?
Biffle: You're not guests! You're intruders! And don't talk about my girlfriend-
LoafX: Biffle, you know we're all here because we love you and we want to help you feel better
Zud: It's perfectly okay to miss your loved ones, we're all here for you
Sigils: I'm not
LoafX: Don't you just feel a teensy bit better with all of us here?
Biffle: I mean...
Biffle: Maybe a teensy bit...
Jerome: The cuddle puddle always works!
Zud: Okay everyone, big squeeeeeze
Henwy: (straining) A-Agh!— c-can't breathe! C-Can't breathe!
Sigils: That's it, I'm outta here
GarryBlox: *grabs Sigils* No you're not, get in here
Sigils: O-Okay (x2)
*silence*
Biffle: Thanks, you guys
SSundee: I too wish to join the cuddle puddle!
(Panicking intensifies)
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