(Overprotective SSundee protecting Henwy- which probably would not happen irl)
(Young AU)
Biffle: SIGILS, EMERGENCY!
Sigils: And we're back to this... what did you do?
Biffle: I just stole this from Henwy!
*his nerf gun*
Sigils: NO YOU DIDN'T
Biffle: It was an impulse purchase with a five finger discount, y'know
Sigils: AND YOUR FIRST THOUGHT WAS TO COME HERE?!
Biffle: Yeah dude... you gotta protect me!
Sigils: Wtf am I supposed to do?! Beg him not to annihilate you?
Biffle: Sigils, come on...
*furious knocks*
SSundee: Sigils, is Biffle in there?
Sigils: Umm (x4)
Sigils: W-Why why you ask, buddy?
SSundee: Unfortunately I'm morally obligated to kill him
Biffle: *whispers* Beware the anger of a good man...
Sigils: Umm (x3)
Sigils: Y'know Ian, I-I really don't think I can be complacent in a homicide right now
SSundee: They way I see it, Sigils, you either complacent in a homicide or the victim of one
SSundee: Your choice
Sigils: Oh my god that's hardcore
Biffle: Sigils please make the right choice
Sigils: I will!
Sigils: ...by choosing not to choose! I'm out the window bye Biffle!
Biffle: NO SIGILS YOU BASTAR-
SSundee: I can hear you breathing Biffle and if it's any consolation I'm gonna hate myself for this later
SSundee: RAY OF PURIFICATIO-
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