SSundee: Excuse me sir
SSundee: I'd like to ask you a few questions about your friend
Henwy: I don't have any friends what are you talking about
Wisp, appearing out of nowhere: EXCUSE MEH-
BEEEEEEEEP
Henwy: Oh, what would you like to know about Sigils?
SSundee: I-I haven't said which friend
Henwy: Oh
Henwy: Well who would you like to know about?
SSundee: As a matter fact, it's Sigils
Biffle: *Lmao*
Nico: *Getting this on camera*
Henwy: Oh, well I didn't know him that well
SSundee: What do you mean, 'didn't'?
Henwy: Oh, I just assumed something horrible had happened to him
Henwy: Like he'd been murdered
Henwy: Is he alright?
SSundee: No.
SSundee: He's murdered
Henwy: Oh
Henwy: Mah
Henwy: Gawdddd
Biffle: *silently wheezing*
Nico: *what a comedy show*
Henwy: Who could do such a thing to poor Sigi?
Henwy: And with a machete!
Zud: *WHAT*
SSundee: I never said how he was murdered
Henwy: Oh, how did it happened?
SSundee: With a machete.
Henwy: Oh
Henwy: Mah
Henwy: Gawddd
SSundee: Sir, when was the last time you saw Sigils?
Henwy: Uh, it must have been a Tuesday
Henwy: The day before it happened
SSundee: I haven't mentioned where the murder took place
Henwy: Oh
GarryBlox: *WHY IS HE CRACKING UP JOKES WTS*
Henwy: When did he die?
SSundee: On Wednesday.
Henwy: Oh
Henwy: MAH
Henwy: GAWDDD
Henwy: Killed on a Wednesday...
Henwy: BY A MACHETE
*moments before disaster*
SSundee: *sighs* Sir-
Henwy: You must find who did this!
Henwy: Surely the killer left some sort of clue
Henwy: Perhaps in their note?
Mitzefy: *What is up with this guy I swear-*
SSundee: So... you know about the note?
Henwy: OH
Henwy: MAH
Henwy: GAWDDDD
Henwy: THERE'S A NOTE?
Kate: *Should I be scared?*
SSundee: Yes...
SSundee: And the killer signed it...
SSundee: Henry Martin... your name...
Henwy: Wha- but- I never told you my name!
*Helps-*
SSundee: Oh, what is your name
Henwy: Henry Martin
SSundee: OH MY GAWDDD
Behind the scenes XD
SSundee: Honestly
SSundee: I'm just proud you got rid of him
Henwy: Oh really?
SSundee: Yes sur
SSundee: Now fill this in *slams paper on table*
Henwy: An... adoption paper?
SSundee: I'd like to take you as one of my child
Henwy: Double it and give it to the next person
SSundee: *turns to Biffle*
Biffle: ....
Biffle: Papa?
Sigils, in the afterlife: WHAT THE F-
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