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Sigils: *about to open his car*

Sigils: *why is there a clamp?*

Meanwhile

*Hey Siri play Cupid by FIFTY FIFTY*

Henwy: I'm feeling lonely~

Nico: Oh i wish I could find a lover that can hold me~

Sigils: Hey! WHO CLAMPED MY CAR!

Henwy: Oh that was me

Henwy: You were parked just uh-

Sigils: You dare to clamp my car?

Henwy: Why don't dare? Does your car have a ghost?

Sigils: Hey, do you know who I am or not?

Henwy: Hey, anyone know who this guy is?

Henwy: Anybody?

Henwy: This man forgot who he is!

Henwy: *turns to Nico* Do you know?

Nico: *shakes head*

Henwy: Don't know? Sorry weak knees, nobody knows you

Sigils: Don't try to be funny, I earn more than one day than you make the whole year, understand?

Nico: *offensive gasp*

Henwy: Good! So you can pay for the clamp!

Sigils: This is why I stay in a bungalow, and you just live in a apartment!

Henwy: Of course you stay in a bungalow! Not like you can drive out now right?

Sigils: Hey, I pay your salary, you know?

Henwy: My salary is so low! If you so rich then cannot afford to pay more is it?

Sigils: Ugh never mind (x2)

Sigils: I want to talk to your boss

*Biffle walks in*

Sigils: No point talking to a low level peasant like you

Biffle: *passes Sigils a mirror*

Biffle: Here take this

Sigils: What? (x3)

Biffle: Pay our salary! So you're our boss right? Have fun talking to yourself then

*door slam*

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