Sigils: *about to open his car*
Sigils: *why is there a clamp?*
Meanwhile
*Hey Siri play Cupid by FIFTY FIFTY*
Henwy: I'm feeling lonely~
Nico: Oh i wish I could find a lover that can hold me~
Sigils: Hey! WHO CLAMPED MY CAR!
Henwy: Oh that was me
Henwy: You were parked just uh-
Sigils: You dare to clamp my car?
Henwy: Why don't dare? Does your car have a ghost?
Sigils: Hey, do you know who I am or not?
Henwy: Hey, anyone know who this guy is?
Henwy: Anybody?
Henwy: This man forgot who he is!
Henwy: *turns to Nico* Do you know?
Nico: *shakes head*
Henwy: Don't know? Sorry weak knees, nobody knows you
Sigils: Don't try to be funny, I earn more than one day than you make the whole year, understand?
Nico: *offensive gasp*
Henwy: Good! So you can pay for the clamp!
Sigils: This is why I stay in a bungalow, and you just live in a apartment!
Henwy: Of course you stay in a bungalow! Not like you can drive out now right?
Sigils: Hey, I pay your salary, you know?
Henwy: My salary is so low! If you so rich then cannot afford to pay more is it?
Sigils: Ugh never mind (x2)
Sigils: I want to talk to your boss
*Biffle walks in*
Sigils: No point talking to a low level peasant like you
Biffle: *passes Sigils a mirror*
Biffle: Here take this
Sigils: What? (x3)
Biffle: Pay our salary! So you're our boss right? Have fun talking to yourself then
*door slam*
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