Nico: Hey!
Henwy: Don't talk to me anymore
Nico: Why?
Henwy: Last night you were so drunk you put my MacBook into the microwave and poured cheese all over it
Nico: Really?!
Henwy: Yeah, you said you were making 'Mac and Cheese'
Sigils: The lake we wish your parents named you after
*lake disappointment*
Henwy: wow thanks
Biffle: Who r u? Someone changed the names in my phone
SSundee: What did they change my name into?
Biffle: The Chosen One
SSundee: Don't change it back
Biffle: BUT WHO ARE YOU
SSundee: Im the Chosen One.
Henwy: Emergency question
Sigils: Ask away
Henwy: Where can I keep a baby goat I impulsively bought
Sigils: WHAT THE HECK
Sigils: ...this is a joke right?
Henwy: *sends a pic* this is Ian I named him after Ian
Zud: We have your kid.
(That kid is Henwy-)
Sigils: What are your demands?
Zud: Are you crazy? This is the daycare! We closed at 5 come get your kid!
Sigils: Dam im trippin'! Omw!
Biffle: Want to bang tonight?
Biffle: I mean hang. Duck auto-cucumber.
Biffle: God donut.
Biffle: How the duck do I turn this off?!
Henwy: It's painful watching you struggle man.
Nico: I'm Hungary
Henwy: Maybe you should Czech the fridge...
Nico: I'm Russian to the kitchen!
Henwy: Is there any Turkey?!
Nico: We have some, but it's covered with a layer of Greece
Henwy: Ew there's Norway you can eat that...
Nico: Please Finnish this
Henwy: But I'm Havana good time!
Biffle: Who else is coming to my party?
JeromeASF: Joe
Biffle: Who's Joe
JeromeASF: Joe Mama
Biffle: Jerome, I'm tired of this...
JeromeASF: Hi tired of this, I'm Jerome
Biffle: I'm serious
JeromeASF: No, you're tired of this
Biffle: Why are you like this?
JeromeASF: No, I'm Jerome
SSundee: Knock knock
Nico: Who's there
SSundee: Where when
Nico: Where when who...?
SSundee: My place, tomorrow, you and me
Nico: Damn smooth
Sigils: How tall are you?
Henwy: 6'2 why?
Sigils: Oh good
Henwy: Yeah?
Henwy: How heavy are you?
Sigils: What?
Henwy: What are the numerical digits that appear on the scale when you proceed to apply your weight into it?
Sigils: Why does that matter?
Henwy: Why did my height matter?
Nico: Country roaaaaaaaaaads
JeromeASF: Take me hoooommmmeeeeeee
Nico: I mean, if you insist
JeromeASF: That's not the words-
JeromeASF: Oh my god
JeromeASF: Wait
JeromeASF: That's the best pickup line I've ever heard
Zud: Is your face McDonald's? Cuz I'm loving it
Biffle: Oh my god 😂
Sigils: I have the best poem
SSundee: Let us see
Sigils: Roses are red
Sigils: Violets are blue
Sigils: Words can't express
Sigils: The way I feel for ya
Henwy: I have a better one
Sigils: Let me hear it
Henwy: Roses are dead
Henwy: Violets are too
Henwy: You suck at poems
Henwy: Find something else to do
Biffle: My IQ is probably 5 times more than yours
Nico: 5 times 0 is still 0
Zud: Turn around!
Zud: In the other direction!
Zud: No! Turn around again!
Biffle: Dude where are you?! I don't see you!
Zud: I'm out of town. But the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amused me 😂
Henwy: Yesterday I yote my water bottle thru the hallway
Sigils: Did you just use yeet in the past tense?
Biffle: In a recording
Biffle: In a recording
Biffle: In a recording
Biffle: In a recording
Biffle: In a recording
Biffle: In a recording
Biffle: In a recording
Biffle: In a recording
Maia: Are you in a recording?
Biffle: No why
Sigils: OMG (x9)
Nico: What?
Sigils: A GIRL JUST ASKED ME OUT!
Biffle: OMG WHEN?
Sigils: JUST NOW! We have a date on February 30th!
Henwy: Sigils... there's no February 30th...
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