LoafX: Don't worry, We know what to do with difficult guests!
Sigils: Really?!
*explosion*
Nico: GET OUT, YOU MEANIES!
Sigils: Oh no! They're gonna declare war at us!
Sigils: What are we gonna do now?
*world blown up*
Sigils: *私は今何を目撃しましたか-?*
SSundee: *whistles*
SSundee: Sooo... anybody you want to befriend?
Sigils: Uh... only Wisp is left.
SSundee: Not for long!
Sigils: Without my cap, I feel so naked.
Jerome: Don't worry, friendo!
Jerome: I've got hats galore!
Sigils, with a graduation cap: I don't know, doesn't feel right.
Jerome: Maybe we should approach this from a different direction.
Sigils, with a paper hat: Hey! It's my old school uniform!
Jerome: Maybe not this one. Others could get... jealous.
Jerome: I found this in Henwy's basement, is it good?
Sigils, with the Darth Vader mask: It's hard...
Sigils: To breathe...
Sigils: Hi, We're here for the babysitter position.
SSundee: Great! Let me go get Simeon.
SSundee: Simeon?
SSundee: Simeon?!
Simeon: AGH!
SSundee: You can play with that later. Right now we have company and they'll be looking after you for the next while.
Simeon: NAW! NABA WAB! NABA WABWAB!
SSundee: Alright just come with me-
*FWOOM!*
SSundee: Oh no-
Simeon: AAAAAUGHAAAAAAAAAHAAaaaa!
Henwy: What was tha-
*crash*
Sigils: *gulps*
*crash*
*crash*
SSundee: Keep a fire extinguisher nearby, put him in the oven when he's tired, and feel free to roast marshmallows over his head.
Simeon, with a hot head: 😇
Henwy: *Strangely weird family*
SSundee: Come on! Eat the slob already, Sim!
Simeon: Nah! Yick Naaaaa!
SSundee: Your diapers are clean, you don't even have gas, I even heard your stomach growl!
SSundee: You have to be hungry!
Simeon: *grumbles*
SSundee: Fine, I'll eat a bit to show you it's not poison.
SSundee: *noms it and realises*
SSundee: OH...
SSundee: That was fifth alarm spicy mustard, I'm an awful person.
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