Scene 1
Henwy: The tarot cards will tell your future
Biffle: *takes a card*
Biffle: *le gasp* A METEOR?!
Biffle: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEE
*ka boom*
Henwy: Actually...
Henwy: A meteor means great fortune
Biffle: SWEET!
Sigils: Lemme try
Sigils: *picks a card*
Sigils: *gasp of happiness* A heart!
Sigils: I'm gonna meet my true love~
Sigils: GAH- OW- OW OW OW-
Henwy: (so not) sorry, heart means heart attack-
Scene 2
Sigils: These horoscope predictions are full of crap!
Henwy: Are you sure? Yours says you'll make an extravagant purchase...
Sigils: That's vague
Sigils, takes out car keys: What could that even mean?
Henwy: You will experience knee pain
Sigils: OOGH-
Sigils: That's just a coincidence *noms apple*
Henwy: ... you'll choke on an apple
Sigils: *le choke* nOt BuYiNg It
Henwy: It predicted you made that face
*shows pic of face literally Sigils is showing rn*
Sigils: Well that could be anybody *continues to le choke*
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HumorRandom stuff about the regulars Mostly Henwy becuz I luv him 🫠 Most impressive ranking(s): #1 in Sigils out of 132 stories on 31/7/23 #1 in Henwy out of 82 stories on 13/8/23 #1 in Biffle out of 74 stories on 9/9/23 #1 in nicovald out of 52 stories...
