trigger warning: Menstruation cycle
Three weeks later I would like to note that California and Montana are in the car Colorado's in the car with them and New York Georgia, and Nevada are in a different car behind them
Ari: are you guys ready to tell us?
Monty:No
Ari : Why not
Monty: which only been spending time together for three weeks
Nevada : how hard is it to say that you guys are actually dating? We all know it
Monty: exactly were just dating we haven't made it official
New Mexico : why isn't California responding?
Coco: he's driving
NM:oh
Minutes later
Nevada : Montana tell California to stop dusting us
Monty: what you mean?
vada: we can barely see the road because your car is leaving a trail of water droplets onto our windshield
Coco: I don't think we have control over that
Vada: I'll tell Yorkie
Washi : he's gonna be mad
Vada: I know
Ari: I've been meaning to ask Washington something
Washi: what's up?
Ari : why was New York chasing you that day? What pissed him off?
Washington: we were having an apple debate
NM: Ari I told you so
Ari: but what led to this him chasing you?
Washi: oh, I said just because you've been growing apples longer than I have doesn't mean they're better than mine
Vada: I don't know his apples are pretty good
Washi: shut up your bias he's your boyfriend
Vada: heart ❤️ been broke 💔 so 😔 many 😩 times 🕕 i-i-i 🤬 dunno 😖 what 😐 to ✌️ believe 🥲
NM: he deserved it
NM: unstop of the fucking heartbreak meme
Utah: i am very uncomfortable with the energy that we've created in the studio today
Wyoming:i am very uncomfortable with the energy that we've created in the studio today Title of Your Sex
Tape
Monty:Cal wants you to know that that would be the title of Gov's sex tape
Wyoming : well, damn
Idaho : he's not wrong
Hawaii : I hate being a woman
Wyoming : why, though?
Oregon : why tho?
Utah: why?
Hawaii I have to bleed every month and being immortal, makes it worse because I'm forever young so unless I decide to make a I change to a body. I'll have my period forever. And cramps like I am literally bleeding.(this commentary was brought to you by a woman on her menstruation cycle)
Utah: I am not looking forward to in my daughters get their periods
Hawaii: you're gonna suffer because it's literally hell
Monty: we're at the store
Vada : yeah, what do guys need?
Hawaii: buy chocolate and teleport to my state, and then give it to me
Vada: yes, ma'am
Hawaii: thank you❤️
Nevada:NP
Cal: the fuck are you talking about?
Wyoming:idk
Alaska : this conversation is funny to read
Oregon : I'm watching the Looney Tunes show and holy fuck Daffy duck is a terrible person in the show
Cal: you said you wouldn't watch it without me
Washington : yeah, sorry man you can watch the second episode with us
Monty; I'll watch it if you cal
Cal: Okay
Alaska : that's all for now folks
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