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by Emilygomse

by Emilygomse

Florida
Whoever you ship Florida with

Florida: That was so hot, Whoever you ship Florida with.
Whoever you ship Florida with: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Florida: I'm so in love with you.

Florida: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Whoever you ship Florida with: Oh. We're going out?
Florida: Wh...

Florida: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Whoever you ship Florida with: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Florida: But you're always acting stupid?
Whoever you ship Florida with: ...
Whoever you ship Florida with: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

New York: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...
Colorado: I just wanna fucking marry Florida!!

Colorado: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Florida:
Florida: I'm gonna tell them.
New York: Don't you dare.
Florida: What? It's not like I'm telling them about secret relationship, or anything-
undefined: Your secret what?
Florida,and Florida: NOTHING-

Florida: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Colorado: We're chopsticks!
Florida: Well... that's cute!
Florida: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
New York: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

New York: I told Colorado their ears flush when they lie.
Florida: Why?
New York:: Look.
Colorado: Hey Colorado! Do you love us?
Colorado, covering their ears: No.
Florida:

New York: I told Florida their ears flush when they lie.
Colorado: Why?
New York:: Look.
Florida: Hey Florida! Do you love us?
Florida, covering their ears: No.
Colorado:

Florida: you guys are great together you should get married

Colorado: we are married

New York drunk (it was after bills game): since when?

Nevada: So, are you two dating now?
Georgia & New York: Yes.
Nevada: Why?
Georgia: I happen to find New York very appealing.
Nevada: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with New York.

Georgia: This totally sucks, man.
Nevada: This is horrible.
Georgia: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today's news.
Nevada: No, it's not that, it's New York.
Nevada: It's just like, I can't get him out of my head and every time I look at him I have this pains in my chest, and I just know it's his fault, that bitch!

New York: I find it very unseemly of Georgia to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?
New Mexico: Die. Let's find out.

New York: I find it very unseemly of Georgia to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?
Nevada: Die. Let's find out.

Georgia: Hi.
New York: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell them?
Georgia: I did.
New York: And what did they say?
Georgia: "Thank you."
New York: You're totally welcome. What'd they say?
Georgia: They said, "Thank you." I said "I love you" and Nevada said, "Thank you."

Georgia: Did Nevada just tell me they loved me for the first time?
New York: Yeah, they did.
Georgia: And did I just do finger guns back?
New York: Yeah, you did.

Nevada: New York annoyed me today so I told him that I can't wait to see what he has have planned for our special day tomorrow.
Georgia: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Nevada: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

New York: Thank you all for coming.
Nevada, wearing a hospital gown: When I heard you couldn't get laid, I dropped everything and came straight here.
New York: Well, I couldn't imagine anyone else being part of the "Fuck A Task Force".
Georgia: Yeah, I interpreted that in a different way.

New York: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.
Georgia, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.
Nevada: Wow, New York was late too! What a coincidence!

Georgia: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
New York: Just rip the bandage off.
Georgia: It's Nevada.
New York: Put the bandage back on.

Georgia: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Nevada: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Georgia: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
New York, on a walkie talkie: This is New York, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

Nevada: I thought that maybe-
New York: (syntax error)
Nevada: -you'd love me again.
New York: Who says I stopped?
Georgia: Awwwww!
Nevada:
Georgia:
Georgia: I ruined the moment.

Nevada: Georgia you can't move in with New York.
Georgia: Why not?
Nevada: Well, um, how are you going to feel when they see you without any makeup?
Georgia: I'm not wearing makeup right now.
Nevada: Holy crap, you're beautiful.

Nevada: Pfft, you should meet New York, they're such a tsundere.
Georgia: They... they just stabbed you.
Nevada: So cute.

New Mexico: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
New York: Well Georgia and I-
Georgia: *elbows New York*
New York: ...wouldn't know.