This is my present for you guys
New York: I only found out recently that Mickey Mouse has a child
New York: as well
Georgia: WHAT?!
New York: you didn't know this?Geo: no
New York: wait I need to find his name as well
New York: it's so funny
Geo: oh my God this is just as bad as when I found out
Geo: Hello Kitty has a boyfriend!
New York: HELLO KITTY HAS A BOYFRIEND?
Geo: SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND!——
Cali:I have a bed but I never sleep
Cali: what am I?
Wyoming: tree
Cali:care to explain your thought process there
Wyoming: no
California *trying not to laugh*
Cali: *Wyoming* that's not the right answer————
NYC: Someone Made
My Sister Cry
NYC: That Someone Is
Gonna Die
NYC holding a baseball bat:
In A Painful Way——
New York: Ugh, I need to feel happy-New York: Georgia can you tell me something that'll make me happy?!
Geo: You're cute and have a nice butt!
New York: Yep that will do it——
New York : Ginia made me care about stupid thingsNew Hampshire: Like what?
New York: Family. Humanity. My well being
Virginia: happily making cupcakes in the kitchen: Don't forget New Jersey!
New York: And [Gags] New Jersey
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Minnesota : Last Christmas Eve I build a snowman this Christmas Eve I'll be stuck inside my house because it's 11° outside——/——-//-
California: according to you
Texas : ur stupid, ur useless u can't do anything right
Cali: according to you
Florida : ur difficult
Tennessee: hard to please, forever changing ur mind
Washington: ur a mess in a dress
Gov: can't show up on time, even if it would save ur life
Cali: according to you
Cali: but according to him * points to New York*
New York: ur beautiful, incredible
New York: and i can't get you off of my head
Cali: according to him* Points to Nevada*
Nevada:: ur funny, irresistible
New York + Nevada: everything we ever wanted———-
YOU ARE READING
State house head cannons and one shot
FantasyThis is a Headcannon in one shot book And incorrect quotes