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Today 11:58 AM

LL 🤍: bey i want to go home already there's no way these bitches are shaking ass to a slow kendrick lamar song

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Is he not twerkable?

LL 🤍: this nigga is rapping about slavery and generational trauma and shit WHY are you shaking your ass

LL 🤍: and then on top on all that indias still fucking pregnant

LL 🤍: this is so ghetto i want to go home

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: I wish I could get you but you're so far away already

LL 🤍: it's actually not that bad i'm just being dramatic because i miss you

LL 🤍: we're about to smoke and stop for food

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: I can't believe you guys really made a road trip out of Indias abortions

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: You know Kelly said she would've given her one for free

LL 🤍: if anyones giving india an at home abortion it's going to be me

LL 🤍: idk if we're still fighting in the planned parenthood parking lot we kinda got over it

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Please don't fight in a state you're not familiar with

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Or just don't fight at all

LL 🤍: it's not like indias going to press charges or something

LL 🤍: she's probably going to be too scared to fight anyway if she got beat up by kelly she definitely doesn't stand a chance with me

LL 🤍: they used to call me nika tyson ask about me hoe

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: What's that supposed to mean?

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Don't talk about my best friend Onika

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: And nobody has ever called you that before twin

LL 🤍: i said what i said tell kelly to beat my ass about it

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Okay then Im breaking up with you

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: And I hate you

LL 🤍: okay bey

LL 🤍: where should i get some food from? i'm not that hungry i kinda just want a good refreshing drink

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Onika I just said I'm breaking up with you

LL 🤍: we need to stop saying that because when one of us is actually trying to break up with the other we won't take each other seriously

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Good then we can never break up

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: If we break up how are we going to make beau and giselle?

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: We have to graduate together then Im going to start building the house. After the house is built and you get a job then we can have a baby

LL 🤍: im going to be a housewife that milk money better be enough

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Okay then we can have babies even sooner 😁

LL 🤍: you really want to have babies with me?

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: I think you would be a great mother

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