Today 12:04 PM
Onika: hey cowgirl 🤠
bey :) 🐮: Hi little lady :)
Onika: aw that's so cute we have nicknames
Onika: i'm about to tell my friends we're getting married
Onika: you're mine now
bey :) 🐮: 💍?
Onika: don't even play like that because i'll take you seriously
bey :) 🐮: Let's do something together today
Onika: like what?
bey :) 🐮: A hike?
Onika: LMFAOOOOOO
Onika: bitch be fr
bey :) 🐮: What's wring with a hike?
Onika: do i look like i go on hikesssss?
Onika: we can do something i have to be athletic for
bey :) 🐮: You could come to the ice cream shop? Free ice cream is always nice
Onika: so you can flirt with that bitch in my face again? i'm so good
bey :) 🐮: I wasn't flirting with her 😵💫
bey :) 🐮: And she's not a bitch don't be mean
Onika: i said what i said don't defend her
bey :) 🐮: What about the mall? I just got paid so I could buy you something nice
Onika: paid from what?
bey :) 🐮: The farm...?
bey :) 🐮: You think I work that hard for free 😹😹 lol
bey :) 🐮: I basically run it of course I get paid
Onika: okay ms.cocky
Onika: i didn't know because it's your family farm
bey :) 🐮: My mom pays me because I'm an adult and I don't want to ask her for money all the time
Onika: are you gonna go to college and leave your farm?
bey :) 🐮: I applied to a couple places but Im thinking about doing it online
bey :) 🐮: I don't want to leave my mom and sister alone
Onika: so are you going to be a farmer your whole life?
bey :) 🐮: Well my moms not going to be here forever and my dads 'in the military' so if not me then who?
bey :) 🐮: I would love to raise my kids on a farm
Onika: does your sister still sleep with you? i remember she asked when i was over once it was cute
bey :) 🐮: Only when she gets nightmares
Onika: back to kids... what would you want to name your kids?
bey :) 🐮: Beau for a boy and Kelendria for a girl
Onika: why do you want to name everything after kelly??? 😭😭
bey :) 🐮: I love Kelly of course
bey :) 🐮: And I don't think Celestine is a good baby name no offense
Onika: who's celestine?
bey :) 🐮: My mom. That's what Tinas short for
Onika: i just remembered she hates me 🫤
Onika: what could i do to make her like me
bey :) 🐮: 😬
bey :) 🐮: Go to her church and repent? Idk
Onika: ....
Onika: i just realized i couldn't go to church even if i wanted to because all my dresses stop at my ass
Onika: why am i like this 😭😭
bey :) 🐮: You should wear a dress when we hang out today 🙃
Onika: bey don't even say shit unless you're gonna fuck me
Onika: i'm so sexually frustrated i might just beat your ass for trying to be flirty
bey :) 🐮: Lol
bey :) 🐮: Maybe we should hang out with our friends
Onika: separately?
bey :) 🐮: We're talking about making plans together so... no. Duh.
Onika: bitch you sound just like me i'm crying
Onika: but you know our friends would never hang out together
Onika: they hate each other
bey :) 🐮: I think they could get along for a couple hours
bey :) 🐮: It's all just a big misunderstanding
Onika: what's there to misunderstand about a very simple situation
Onika: they don't fuck with each other and they're not going to just because you want to hang out
bey :) 🐮: Maybe they could try to talk it out
Onika: i bet you my car someone's going to end up fighting
Onika: let's not be naive
bey :) 🐮: 😔
bey :) 🐮: 😢
bey :) 🐮: 😕
bey :) 🐮: Now I'm sad
Onika: why
bey :) 🐮: I want our friends to be friends so we can all hang out
bey :) 🐮: I like your friends too
Onika: i know you want to but it's just not going to happen
bey :) 🐮: I'm going to make a groupchat
bey :) 🐮: I'm going to add my friends and you add yours
Onika: it's going to end terribly
bey :) 🐮: Let's see
bey :) 🐮: I'm doing it now
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next chapter is about to be a mess 😭
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awkward.
Fanfiction(onikam): @beyonce started following you. Still, It Was Worth It I Would Do It Again I Know You Hurt Me, But It Is Just Deeper Than Friendship Now Let's Keep It Awkward [*partial* text message story] bey g!p
