fifty-eight

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I woke up mid afternoon feeling like absolute shit.

My first thought was to go throw my guts up but my second was Bey. If I was feeling this, she had to have been feeling ten times worse.

After throwing up, I went back into my room where my friends were. Lauren, Robyn, and India all slept over.

None of us needed to drink as much as we did. We were fucked up last night.

Robyn and India were in my bed with me and Lauren was sprawled out on one of my beanbag chairs.

I started looking for my phone and found it under Robyn's head, her big ass forehead. I wiped my phone off and went downstairs so I didn't wake the rest of them up.

I got comfortable on my couch and texted Bey.

: how are you feeling girlfriend?

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Why didn't you tell me alcohol feels like this?

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Onika I'm dying

: you're not dying you're just hungover

: take something for your head

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: I tried to get up and it was catastrophic

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: The room was spinning and stuff

: ask your sister to get you something im sure she has a phone at her age

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Okay I'll do that

: I'm gonna order some good hangover food to your house

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: You don't have to do that

: i want to i'm your girlfriend

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: 😙🫂

: 😙🫂

: i can't believe i got a hug AND a kiss

: how do i get nastier with emojis?

: 👄 🍆 i'm virtually sucking your dick right now

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: You didn't want to do it in person though

: /73&4!:@/7:&:!:"$

: omg wtf why would you say that 😭???

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Because you looked scared

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: I can't believe I asked you to do that last night

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: I can't believe I did half the stuff i did

: i can't believe i didn't do it

: next time i will

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: I wouldn't ever ask you to do something you don't want to or you're not prepared for

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Let's just wait

: no i want to i just wasn't prepared

: india gave me dick sucking lessons you're not gonna know what hit you

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: ... I bet she did

: ?? 😭

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: I don't really like her now

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Any enemy of Kelly is an enemy of mine

: you guys have the cutest friendship

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