Dealer (karlity)

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Karl x Quackity
Fluff💠/lime🔱? I think
Song: dealer - lana del rey
This was supposed to be a story but it didn't work out so have this in oneshot form💔

Quackity was listening to music as he tried to figure out his way to his destination.
He was meeting a "dealer".
He was getting weed for Sapnap,and possibly for himself.just some entertainer.
Apparently the dealer he was looking for was sapnaps friend,or he was his hookup once? Or his ex? Idk Quackity wasn't listening.he was supposed to be behind a bridge at the edge of the woods.there was a small hangout spot with two couches.

He walked there and he seemed like he arrived.he saw a guy in a dark red sweater with a white shirt underneath,normal blue cuffed jeans,he was looking at his phone.
He was pretty? He can't be the guy?
It seemed like he spotted him,he waved to him and called "hey! Hey stranger! Over here!".
Quackity looked around making sure he was speaking to him before walking over to him.
Quackity:"uh hey"
Karl:"howdy,I'm Karl"
Howdy?
Quackity:"hi...so um..I'm here for drugs.."

Karl:"yes I know,how much do you want?"
He was so polite,he looked so nice...
Quackity:"um...like 3.5 gramms"
Karl:"I got you" he smiled.
It was nice,he's that type of person you'd pass in a Walmart and think "I wanna be their friend" for no reason.
Quackity:"sorry but....you don't seem like a drug dealer..or someone who does drugs"
Karl looked at him.
Karl:"hah yeah I get that a lot,I don't do drugs,just trying to make ends meet yk...
Typical broke collage student thing"
His laugh was cute.

Quackity:"ohhhh okay,what collage do you go to?"
Karl:"leopards,not to far away"
Quackity:"sick me too!"
Karl:"cool!"
He took the zip lock bag out of his backpack and gave it to him.
He took it and looked at it...it smelled weird..and looked disgusting.
Karl:"you can measure it if you want? I have a scale-"
Quackity:"what?- oh no that's not it,I'm just not used to weed....it's not for me"
Karl:"oh okay"
Quackity:"...it's for a friend I don't- smoke yk"
Karl:"it's cool,you don't have to explain that you don't smoke to weed to a dealer,Really"
he chuckled.

Quackity:"oh okay...."
Karl:"..."
Should I leave? He's so cute tho..
Quackity:"okay..bye"
He was about to leave.
Karl:"wait!-"
Quackity looked back.
Karl:"hey so um...I'll see you around campus?"
Quackity blushed,he wants to see me again.
Quackity:"y-yeah! I'll see you around Karl"
Karl:"bye!.." he smiled.
Quackity walked away with butterflies in his stomach.
AAAAAAHHH BRO
He walked home,or to his dorm and went to bed.

Time skip(morning)

Quackity woke up slowly at around 7AM.
He sat up and looked around to see that his roommate wasn't there...wait...he heard moaning coming from the bathroom.
"Sh- Dream! Harder!~"
Quackity sighed.
He started to get ready.
Quackity:"class starts in 20,lovebirds"
He said as he knocked on the bathroom door.
"Thanks Q"
"Q GET OUT?!"
He scoffed and left to go meet sapnap.
He walked around until he eventually found him in the lounge probably trying to hit on a girl.

Quackity:"good morning"
Sapnap:"good m- Q can't you see I'm busy?"
The girl left.
Quackity:"you weren't getting her number anyway"
Sapnap:"oh yeah? How would you know?"
Quackity:"sap she was literally wearing headphones"
Sapnap:"tsk- they might be hearing aids dumbass"
Quackity:"I really doubt that"
Sapnap:"hatttterrrrr"

Quackity started getting something out of his backpack while Sapnap continued to sip on his juice box.
Sapnap:"AYY KARL MY MAN!"
Quackity looked up.
Sapnap was calling Karl who was looking at the school pinboard,Karl looked at them.you could tell he was startled.
Karl started walking to them.
Karl:"ayyyy how's my favorite client?"
Sapnap:"idk how's my favorite supplier?!"
His smile was still so pretty,his voice was still chipper.

Quackity:"hey Karl"
Karl:"oh hey Quackity,smoked you dome off yet?"
Quackity:"told you it was for him"
Sapnap grabbed Quackity and ruffled his hair.
Quackity:"HEY WHAT THE-"
Sapnap:"I'll pursway him eventually"
Karl:"good luck"
Quackity pushed Sapnap away and stumbled back.

Karl:"well I gotta head to class so..see you guys around"
Sapnap:"bye Karl"
Quackity:"bye Karl"
Karl looked at him and smiled,that smile was so hypnotizing.
Karl:"let me know if you need anything"
He said politely,kinda in a flirtatious tone,
Or is that in my head?
Quackity:"noted"
Karl scoffed and went to his class.
Quackity watched him walk away.

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