Olivia Rodrigo Oneshots

party favor

Earth 88
Olivia's View

"What you're gonna do is call and break up with her." Iris says.

"It's her birthday." I say.

"So what?" Iris asks.

I call Y/n and she answers on the last ring.

"Hey." Y/n says.

"We need to talk." I say.

"I can't hear you." Y/n says.

"We need to talk." I say louder.

"Don't call my phone playing. I don't have time for that shit." Y/n says.

"Just kidding. Leave a message." Y/n says.

Hey, leave a message

I sigh and Iris laughs.

"Call me whenever you can. We need to talk." I say.

Hey, call me back when ya get this
Or when you've got a minute
We really need to talk

"I just say it this voicemail. You'll be blocked by time you get this." I say.

Wait, you know what?
Maybe just forget it
'Cause by the time you get this
Your number might be blocked

"You want everything even when you can't have it." I say.

"Stay" and "blah blah blah"
You just want what you can't have

"You can't leave me." Y/n says.

"You just said you'd be fine without me." I say.

"I can't deal with that shit anymore. You're not changing regardless of how many times your dad tells you to treat me with respect." I say.

No way
If you don't stop, I'll call your dad

"I hate do this on your birthday. Oh happy birthday." I say.

And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
Happy birthday, by the way

"I'm not saying, it's not you and me. That's bullshit because we both know it's all your fault." I say.

"It's not you, it's me" and all that other bullshit
You know that's bullshit
Don'tcha, babe?

"I'm tired of you treating me like I'm just another bitch." I say.

I'm not your party favor

"We could've been together forever." I say.

Look, now I know we coulda done it better

"We can't when you are changing and becoming more and more of a bitch every day." I say.

But we can't change the weather
When the weather's come and gone

"Relationships are like book, you can't read them backwards. If you do, shit it's confusing and fucked up." I say.

Books don't make sense if you read 'em backwards
You'll single out the wrong words
Like you mishear all my songs

"And I know I've asked you stay multiple times when you're leaving but I'm realizing now that I don't need you." I say.

You'll hear "stay" and "blah blah blah"
You just want what you can't have
No way

"Your dad has been trying to save our relationship but you never want to listen." I say.

If you don't stop, I'll call your dad

"Like I said, sorry I did this on your birthday." I say.

And I hate to do this to you on your birthday

"Happy birthday bitch." Iris says.

Happy birthday by the way

"Get your shit together and stay away from me. Thanks." I say.

"It's not you, it's me" and all that other bullshit

I hang up and Iris laughs.

You know that's bullshit

"I'm proud of you for sticking up for yourself and realizing that you deserve better." Iris says.

Don'tcha, babe?

"I'm not taking shit from no one ever again." I say.

I'm not your party favor

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