Ruby sat beside the Koopa King in the passenger seat of the Koopa Chase looking about ready to cry. Bowser grumbled something irritating before he spoke;
"Will ya quit whining? It was fair and we would have wasted too much time if I hadn't stepped up."
"Yeah, but I'm too young to die!!" Ruby cried. She obviously was not looking forward to getting blown up by a Magic Nuke.
"I told ya; King Bob-Omb is a nice guy. He's not going to hurt you!"
A few minutes later, they arrived at a stretch of land where the dark, dusty ground merged with green grass. There was water, a couple bridges, a huge mountain, and finally, tons of Grimm.
"Now, if I know King Bob-omb, he'll be watching from somewhere up high," Bowser said, pointing toward a huge mountain peak in the far distance. "I'm sure we'll find him up that summit."
Bob-omb Battlefield
King Bob-omb: Sitting up on my throne up the hill
The Bob-ombs I rule with iron will
They bow to me
Loyally
An army that fits the bill
It's the march of the mighty Bob-ombs
And the monsters will sure to be gone!
And we'll reign supreme
Our bomb team
Will live on!
Chorus: Will live on!
King Bob-omb: Our armies shall March 'cross the land
I've the bombs in the palm of my hand!
Chorus: Hail King Bob-omb!
They march one-by-one
Til' war is done
They all bend to my command!
King Bob-omb: So I command that the cannonfire rain!
For the Battlefield is my domain!
And you will all soon
Hear the KA-BOOMS
'Cross the plains!
Try and heft me if you dare!
A mighty king fights fair and square!
You know I'm the ruler by my moustache hair!
Regent of explosive fellows everywhere!
Bob-omb Chorus: On a dusty, winding road
Bob-ombs charge and explode
Our strength we will show
Uh-oh, up we blow!
Yo!
Fuses lit, cannons wield
Giant, rolling balls of steel
Our military might you'll feel
On the Bob-omb Battlefield!
From the distance, Ruby and Bowser heard the Bob-omb's singing.
"He's a great singer," Ruby commented. "It's really catchy, too."
"Military tactic: keep the soldiers' morale up, and they'll continue the fight." Bowser recited. "Now come on; let's climb the summit."
Back at the battle at hand
The Bob-ombs started running towards them. The Grimm quickly ran towards them but failed to dodge the rolling balls of steel. Loud, sickening crunches echoed as water cannons fired and trapped them in large bubbles. The Grimm Bubbles rolled down and collided with other Grimm, pushing them back even more. The Bob-ombs started blowing up, the mini shockwaves pushing the Grimm back until they were trampling each other.
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