Lonely Hearts Club // Book One

Lonely Hearts Club // Book One

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Rule #1 You have to be a virgin pure.               
Rule #2 You have to be single              
Rule #3 No clubs, no parties               
Rule #4 You have had to have been single for 1-2 years               
Rule #5 Even if you are single, no dates either                 
Rule #6 Under no circumstances have you to fall for any members.         

"Welcome to the Club."


Luke AU

Iightsinthesky Iightsinthesky Feb 10, 2016
... FEELS GOOD HAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M THE FIRST TO WRITE THAT
Anonymous-5sos-fan Anonymous-5sos-fan Nov 07, 2016
I thought it said HSM and I almost busted out singing we're all in this together
thenamesnat thenamesnat Mar 28, 2016
Anyone else imagining Paige as Taylor Swift  from the "You Belong With Me" music video??
maydickparade maydickparade Oct 01, 2016
It was spirt week for me to this week
                              Monday was pajama day
                              Tuesday was red white and blue day
                              Wednesday was Hawaiian day
                              Thursday was cancer awareness day
                              And Friday, today was jersey day
annalese1999 annalese1999 Aug 18, 2016
It's literally spirit week this week... Monday was camo day, Tuesday decades, Wednesday twin, Thursday black out(all black), and Friday spirit day...
kidzsigh kidzsigh Feb 12, 2016
I literally hold it in school everyday with the help of pills and when I get home I explode