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Aria Daniels has one of the most vivacious personalities ever. She is a crazy teenage girl that is impossibly hard to drag down.
So what happens when she finds a letter telling her that her brother has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless she pays sixty thousand dollars?
She doesn't follow the rules of the letter and get the money.
Oh no, in fact, she breaks into the kidnappers base with a bobby pin, steals their cupcakes, paints their abs with white paint and somehow ends up in London with a room full of gang members and a bright pink gun.
This is one hell of a crazy story.
WARNING: This book is weird as fuck. It's no joke, I am telling you now that all the characters might as well be high on drugs the whole time because some of the shit they do makes no sense but I promise it will make you laugh (if not I'll give you a cookie).
Copyright © by Laylaa Khan
- I'm The Gang Leaders Possession
- One - Back at it again with the eating like it's the Olympic food games
- Two - Will you be the Luke Skywalker to my Darth Vader?
- Three - The penguins are in the kitchen and they're stealing the bananas
- Four - If this was Disney, I'd be the pea in princess and the pea
- Five - I am about as scary as a character from Monsters inc
- Six - Your jaw is so sharp it gave me a paper cut
- Seven - The big bad wolf likes McDonald's chicken nuggets
- Eight - I feel like Edward Cullen watching people sleep
- Nine - The gang leader is asking if I want to watch Gossip Girl with him?
- Ten - The gang leader got caught wearing a unicorn onzie
- Eleven - If I die I want a pink body bag
- Twelve - I'm not crying I'm sweating through my eyes
- Thirteen -If you were really a cupcake you would be a red velvet
- Fourteen - If he had colorful sprinkles I'd eat him.
- Fifteen - You need to fudge off
- Sixteen - It's official he is having my babies.
- Seventeen - He is just a stupid, lying potato face that thinks he is the shit
- Eighteen - Grayson never leaves his fudge
- Nineteen - I am as confused as a smurf in Mario cart
- Twenty - Oh fuckety
- Twenty One - Nine plus ten
- Twenty Two - Rosemary dough sticks
- Twenty Three - As cute as that little brown animal thing from Madagascar.
- Twenty Four - Being chased by the police
- Twenty Five - Rooftop with my cupcake
- Twenty Six - Cutest thing I've seen since baby turtles riding skateboards
- Twenty Seven - His teeth are too white, like girls at Starbucks
- Twenty Eight - Maybe I'm dreaming
- Twenty Nine - You were my everything
- Thirty - She said I was shiney!
- Thirty One - I'm having a tea party with a bunch of gang members
- Thirty Two - Are you smelling me?
- Thirty Three - Wake up and smell the cookies
- Thirty Four - Rip each others heads off
- Thirty Five - She is probably going to bite me!
- Thirty Six - This weed in the air is really getting to my brain
- Thirty Seven - I still feel like a stripper but at least I'd be a good stripper
- Thirty Eight - God damn it, this is the third time I'm being kidnapped
- Thirty Nine - I am an artist and my face is the masterpiece
- Forty - Hormonal little walking sex machines
- Forty One - They call it a gang, I call it superheros with guns.
- Forty Two - I will castrate you
- Forty Three - Shakespeare was somehow a racist butt face
- Forty Four- Awkwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard
- Forty Five- There will be food involved
- Fourty Six- Hoes love riding horses!
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