I Kicked A Vampire In The Nuts

I Kicked A Vampire In The Nuts

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Lil-Miss-Massacre By Lil-Miss-Massacre Completed

'It all started on Thursday morning.'

Vampires don't exist. Right? So how was I supposed to know that by accidentally kicking one in the nuts I was going to be changing the course of my life as I knew it.

VERONICA! VERONICA! VEEERROONNICCCA! *HORRIBLY SING HAMILTON SONGS*
Omg this girl and I would deffinately get along. I'm so cr@p at sport that I once kicked a ball into a guys *cough* special place *cough* and sprained my foot in the process...😅
lol once I slipped one the ball (while playing soccer) and face planted on his u know what
Lil-Miss-Massacre Lil-Miss-Massacre Sep 24, 2016
@Kat_Goes_Rawr if you'd like to make a cover then you absolutely can! :)
missjenkins2003 missjenkins2003 Jul 20, 2016
Lmao ive done that once and lm an agressive soccer player i felt so bad because i couldnt stop laughing😂😂😂😂
ArtisticWolf04 ArtisticWolf04 Jun 10, 2016
The other two comments here talk about birthdays, while I'm freaking out because my crush's name is Patrick.