I Kicked A Vampire In The Nuts

I Kicked A Vampire In The Nuts

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Lil-Miss-Massacre By Lil-Miss-Massacre Completed

'It all started on Thursday morning.'

Vampires don't exist. Right? So how was I supposed to know that by accidentally kicking one in the nuts I was going to be changing the course of my life as I knew it.

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book-hoard book-hoard Jan 04
I mean, at least she talks about herself just as badly as she does her friends lol
MamaMelinda- MamaMelinda- Aug 08, 2017
VERONICA! VERONICA! VEEERROONNICCCA! *HORRIBLY SING HAMILTON SONGS*
ebarron17 ebarron17 Mar 26
I’m pretty flat-chested myself, but even if I wasn’t, I don’t think I would want my man constantly holding onto my breast 😂😂😂
1InkDeath1 1InkDeath1 Oct 23, 2017
I've done that in soccer before.
                              (It may or may not of been on accident ;)
Anime_Invasion15 Anime_Invasion15 Apr 01, 2017
Omg this girl and I would deffinately get along. I'm so cr@p at sport that I once kicked a ball into a guys *cough* special place *cough* and sprained my foot in the process...😅
ESPURRisFABULOUSE ESPURRisFABULOUSE Oct 22, 2017
I love soccer and at least u don't have to run 2,5 miles (4 km) in 30 minutes like i had to do last week : ) (we had to run around a lake :T and we stumbled across a dead cat)