I Kicked A Vampire In The Nuts

I Kicked A Vampire In The Nuts

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Lil-Miss-Massacre By Lil-Miss-Massacre Completed

'It all started on Thursday morning.'

Vampires don't exist. Right? So how was I supposed to know that by accidentally kicking one in the nuts I was going to be changing the course of my life as I knew it.

Lil-Miss-Massacre Lil-Miss-Massacre Sep 24, 2016
@Kat_Goes_Rawr if you'd like to make a cover then you absolutely can! :)
missjenkins2003 missjenkins2003 Jul 20, 2016
Lmao ive done that once and lm an agressive soccer player i felt so bad because i couldnt stop laughing😂😂😂😂
ArtisticWolf04 ArtisticWolf04 Jun 10, 2016
The other two comments here talk about birthdays, while I'm freaking out because my crush's name is Patrick.
rock4ever24 rock4ever24 Aug 10, 2016
My thoughts after seeing game of thrones or the 100, too many hot women out there
Neon-Feline Neon-Feline Sep 10, 2015
not exactly aimed to please everyone but that's what's great about it!
Lilli_Says_Die Lilli_Says_Die Nov 21, 2014
Omg!!! i hate when i'm in fangirl mode. Like mother freaking seriously