Molemanninethousand Stories

I very much hope this piece's lyrics don't ring hollow, but of course it's not like the moon is going to fall from the sky otherwise. AUDIO: https://soundcloud.com/molem...

The second of two Steven Universe battles collectively occupying the #45 numeric designation within MERB, the initial idea for which was devised long before its counterp...

The first of a duology of Steven Universe battles, both of which I sincerely wanted to make on their own merits and sharing the #45 designation. This one in particular w...

Originally composed to coincide with the April Fools' 2019, and sort of a "bonus" battle that wasn't part of my long-term plans until a relatively short time b...

The MERB Season 3 finale, and quite possibly the single longest rap battle ever composed; it's over TWICE as long as my own series previously-longest existing battle! Go...

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-HbKswqjU8 Part 3 of a Teen Titans-themed triple-feature.

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu6cAWvrZaI Truly, the most Mole-ish battle of them all. Part 2 of a Teen Titans-themed triple-feature.

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abr0JuD31Zg Part 1 of a Teen Titans-themed triple-feature.

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_twfgfbzZ-8 Count Olaf sets out through the multiverse to prove his supremacy amongst all villains, and gets more than he bargaine...

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC80W7KWwgc Brace yourselves: Tyrants, trippers, presidents and Winter are ALL coming!

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5d9xtMdobk Respect the authority of these emcees; they mean business.

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgs-JErrH0k A particularly resonant clash of rebels against Disney's iron-fisted monopoly on the animated film industry, one an en...

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5ynNj3eIiw The Once-ler's attempts to present a straightforward "News" video regarding upcoming Moleman's Epic Rap Batt...

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2AAElk3khw A matchup fueled in significant part by childhood nostalgia on my own part, but featuring just about as many twists as...

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoKsqu6COyo Alternative Title: Siegfried Vs. Arthas, Insect Edition

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDdLt8aROi4 Moleman's Epic Rap Battles returns from hiatus with this "duel" between the hosts behind insane competitions.

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbI5vjFhIRY A from-scratch remake of an old matchup that I have never been satisfied with... until now!

Police frontman and singer of the stalkeriffic "Every Breath You Take" battles the ultimate symbol of abusive surveillance and oppression, and he brought some...

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFZiKUCVG6Q A famous evil machine faces an equally-famous slightly-less-evil machine, only for both to be upstaged by the more obs...

VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK_p_YHcJ_o Rango's nemesis from the modern cult classic animated film battles a veteran professional wrestling star over who...