Crumpet Stories

The misfits were the greatest and also the worst mistake of her life.

I decided to start a new UsUk story but with CATS!!!!!!! I hope you all enjoy this one!

Hey! I'm starting a book club on Wattpad for everyone who wants to get involved. I'll be recommending a handful of Wattpad books every week that I've enjoyed or think de...

EXTREME 1800'S SMUT

Melenia is a 16 year - old - girl who lives in the great, wide lands of Anal Country. She's a princess, a queen. She lives in Nudes Yolo City, and is perfectly happy wit...

i made this for my friend at 5pm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Matt Johnson is a delinquent teenager that lives in a society where, if no one helps him, he believes that he shouldn't help himself. With a mother that doesn't care for...

---★--- A lovely one chapter book in which Darko (the dark alter ego of the YouTuber Dawko) comforts one of his victims after holding them hostage and stabbing them. ✨ ...

crumpet quotes bc yes and yes the category is paranormal, what about it?

a story of you and mr crumpet

Cassandra is a ten year old heiress with a quirky imagination and a will of her own. Her creative mind takes her away to a mysterious new dimension called Aevynon, wher...

Cobweb or Miss Crumpet, is born into a world where her kind must serve the the upper-class. Even if she wants to or not. It's her duty. Lucky, she's the best at what sh...

Swaggy Sam heard of the power held by the Crumpet of Doom, the power to control all baked goods in the world. As he prepares for his quest the thoughts of love and hope...

A list of top notch banter from Britain!

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Three seperation Cities, three separate countries, four separate people. One shared friendship.

The two where listening to the band "The Falling Turkeys" when...