peter parker and his awesome...

By Space_Ninja_Fcuker

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SEMI PAUSED CAUSE OF MY LIFE so its about peter and he awesome family with some field trip to SI some he will... More

A/N
requests (re-edited)
peter stark (edited)
peter stark part 2
peter stark part 3 (short)
Peter has what now (edited)
peter has what now part 2
peter has what now part 3 (very short)
CLINT YOUR DEAD (short)
CLINT YOUR DEAD part 2 (short)
HE CAN WHAT
HE CAN WHAT part 2
HE CAN WHAT part 3 really short
HE CAN WHAT part 4
PAN?!? short
PAN?!? Part 2
PAN?!? part 3
WHY ARE THEY HERE
WHY ARE THEY HERE part 2 (edited)
WHY ARE THEY HERE part 3 (edited)
WHY ARE THEY HERE part 4 (short)
UH FLY PETER FLY
UH FLY PETER FLY PART 2
UH FLY PETER FLY part 3 short
UH FLY PETER FLY part 4
WHO TOOK MY COOKIES
WHO TOOK MY COOKIES part 2 (short)
Airforce
airforce part 2 (short)
Peter danvers
Ohio?
ohio? part 2
Ohio? part 3
PETER
PETER part 2
Well F**k
Well F**K part 2
BARTON AND PARK-NO ROMANOFF (edited)
BARTON AND PARK-NO ROMANOFF part 2
HOWWWWWWW
HOWWWWWWW part 2
I'm alive?
i''m alive part 2
When peter is pissed off
when peter is pissed part 2
When peter is pissed part 3 (edited)
when peter is pissed off part 4 (short)
animal trafficking ring
animal trafficking part 2
animal trafficking ring part 3 (short)
Zoom call (shorter)
Zoom call part 2
zoom call part 3
horseback riding spider (edited)
Horseback riding spider part 2
AHHHH MONSTER
Meme god peter here (short)
How the fuck did i not know this part 1
annoyed hero petey
you have a what sword now (longish short)
you have a what sword now part 2
peter and online classes dont mix well
baby whyyyy
class forgotten (short)
hungry spidey
phone call
superman? (short)
Asthma attack
christmas special short
Adhd (part 1)
Adhd (part 2)
To much tiktok
uh no
they have been found
Sad peter
uh gotta run
innocent spidey
They dont care
They dont care part 2
special binders
special binders part 2
The twins are back
Peter dies or does he?
hydra and school time Aventures (short)
Translation
Translation part 2
Please stand up
Stream
stream part 2
spidey (short)
A/N
Trans
mama spider
your ok
scary peter
The heirrr (semi finished)
unmasked but unknown part 1
unmasked but unknown part 2
unmasked but unknown part 3 (A/N)
unmasked but unknown part 4
overprotective peter
Sensory
not the same or are we (unfinished)
im just a kid (short)
im just a kid part 2 (short)
A/N
short fic
A/N
gang (edited)
tonys groupchats
exam week
yeah sorry not sorry
dont do it
A/N halp
and they were roommates part 1
and they were roommates part 2
and they were roommates part 3
and they were roommates part 4
second to late
your not broken
heres a life update
A/N again

the bartons protect

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By Space_Ninja_Fcuker

Requested by tessalucy
swearing also I made it where peter is standing up and stuff but will also have everyone else too

Peters

I rolled my eyes as we got off my bus 'of course the field trip is here' I thought cursing my parker luck "oh hey penis look your lies are gonna be exposed" flash said but I just ignored him as the class walked in

"hello is this midtown?" a voice asked and I inwardly laughed 'so this is coopers punishment' I thought "thats correct" the teach said (I forgot his nammeeeee) "great well welcome to stark tower im your tour guide cooper now if you look for your badge that should be on the table then we can get started" cooper said

I walked next to him "this is your punishment?" I asked and chuckled as he jumped not having seen me "really bro really warning next time but yeah it is" he said putting a hand over his heart "wheres the fun if I warn you" I grinned

"anyways what are you doing here?" he asked looking at me "you forget I go to midtown this is my class" I said shaking my head "oops?" he shrugged "hey parker looks like you cant come with" a voice called "whys that flash?" I sighed rising a eyebrow "cause there isnt a badge for you" he said

"flash how dumb can you be" I asked facepalming "what did you say" flash said glaring at me as he walked towards me "flash I have told you I work here meaning I have my own badge" I said while making it sound like I was speaking to a child that didnt listen making cooper hide his laughing

"like honestly did you not just see us talking" cooper said which made flash turn a brighter red "oh shit didnt know you were a tomato" cooper said as he looked at flashs face making him even brighter and making me choke on my own laughter

"anyways humans and tomato please follow me" cooper smiled and walked to the scanner "now please stand in a line and once it is your turn this is what you do" he said before scanning his badge and walking through the scanner "you can go now" he added

flash pushed his way to the front and scanned his badge then walked through which turned a light on that held a PPP symbol "whats that?" flash asked confused since it didnt happen to cooper "oh dont worry about it" cooper said but there was a edge to his voice which few noticed

"anyways continue" he said and people went through and it was the same with me "ok follow me" cooper said before starting the tour but made sure I was near him and flash was away from me and I knew why since that was the ppp light aka protect peter protocol which meant others would join soon

"you have 20 mins to look around" cooper said before walking a bit away and called someone "eh penis how you do it" flash said and I sighed 'he is dead' I thought "do what?" I asked hiding a eyeroll "get them to let you have a badge and act like they know you" he said

"its cause I work here" I said rubbing my nose "sure penis actually that makes more sense you probably lived up to your name and either sucked someones dick or fucked someone didnt you" he said 'oh he fucked up' I thought as I heard footsteps coming from behind me

"what did you just say and what did you call him" a voice said 'lila' I thought as I looked behind me and saw lila, nathaniel and cooper and also realized lila had her bow and arrows "I said he must have sucked someone off or fucked someone cause he isnt smart enough to get a job here and I called him penis" flash said 'keep making your grave deeper' I thought

"first off why the fuck would you even say that he would never plus if anything it seems like you are talking about yourself but wait dont you make 'daddy' do everything for you since you arent smart enough to do it right second his name is peter and if I didnt know better I would say you have a crush on him or you must really want him" lila said and I nearly puked once I heard her say that

"thanks for that image" I said weakly as I put my hand over my mouth feeling sick as a image appeared in my mind "sorry pete" she said but I just shook my head slightly "your fine" I said "anyways back to what I was saying third you best get your ass out of this tower before I shoot so many arrows into you no one would recognize you" she said holding up her bow

"my father will sue you if you hurt me" he said "oh yea wait doesnt your father work for our uncle tony stark meaning we can tell him all about what one of his lawyers sons were doing to someone everyone on our team adores" nathaniel said which made flash start to pale "also meaning we can make your father lose his job and make it to where both of you cant get a job anywhere" cooper said

flash must of realized how bad that would be since he took off running to the front of the tower to which the guards made sure he left "thanks guys" I said still feeling sick "yea but you okay?" lila asked "nope im gonna go be sick now" I said before running to the bathroom

Third
"SORRY PETER" lila yelled after peter before looking at cooper and nathaniel "I feel bad cause that is gross" lila said "it is" both boys agreed "wait you all are homophobic???" a girl asked making the trio laugh

"nah but we were calling it gross because imagine if you find out the person who bullys you actually likes you and most likely has dreamt of both of you fucking yet still bullys you" cooper said and the girl nodded "yea I guess thats fair" she said "anyways come on lets continue the tour" cooper said

"we got peter" lila and nathaniel said "ok follow me" cooper said leading the group away

hope this is okay?

also I couldnt find a good way to put it but like having someone say something about your bully liking you even if it isnt correct and probably thinking about you in a dirty way and also doing something dirty while thinking of you is gross to me

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