peter parker and his awesome...

By Space_Ninja_Fcuker

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SEMI PAUSED CAUSE OF MY LIFE so its about peter and he awesome family with some field trip to SI some he will... More

A/N
requests (re-edited)
peter stark (edited)
peter stark part 2
peter stark part 3 (short)
Peter has what now (edited)
peter has what now part 2
peter has what now part 3 (very short)
CLINT YOUR DEAD (short)
CLINT YOUR DEAD part 2 (short)
HE CAN WHAT
HE CAN WHAT part 2
HE CAN WHAT part 3 really short
HE CAN WHAT part 4
PAN?!? short
PAN?!? Part 2
PAN?!? part 3
WHY ARE THEY HERE
WHY ARE THEY HERE part 2 (edited)
WHY ARE THEY HERE part 3 (edited)
WHY ARE THEY HERE part 4 (short)
UH FLY PETER FLY
UH FLY PETER FLY PART 2
UH FLY PETER FLY part 3 short
UH FLY PETER FLY part 4
WHO TOOK MY COOKIES
WHO TOOK MY COOKIES part 2 (short)
Airforce
airforce part 2 (short)
Peter danvers
Ohio?
ohio? part 2
Ohio? part 3
PETER
PETER part 2
Well F**k
Well F**K part 2
BARTON AND PARK-NO ROMANOFF (edited)
BARTON AND PARK-NO ROMANOFF part 2
HOWWWWWWW
HOWWWWWWW part 2
I'm alive?
i''m alive part 2
When peter is pissed off
when peter is pissed part 2
When peter is pissed part 3 (edited)
when peter is pissed off part 4 (short)
animal trafficking ring
animal trafficking part 2
animal trafficking ring part 3 (short)
Zoom call (shorter)
Zoom call part 2
zoom call part 3
horseback riding spider (edited)
Horseback riding spider part 2
AHHHH MONSTER
Meme god peter here (short)
How the fuck did i not know this part 1
annoyed hero petey
you have a what sword now (longish short)
you have a what sword now part 2
baby whyyyy
class forgotten (short)
hungry spidey
phone call
superman? (short)
the bartons protect
Asthma attack
christmas special short
Adhd (part 1)
Adhd (part 2)
To much tiktok
uh no
they have been found
Sad peter
uh gotta run
innocent spidey
They dont care
They dont care part 2
special binders
special binders part 2
The twins are back
Peter dies or does he?
hydra and school time Aventures (short)
Translation
Translation part 2
Please stand up
Stream
stream part 2
spidey (short)
A/N
Trans
mama spider
your ok
scary peter
The heirrr (semi finished)
unmasked but unknown part 1
unmasked but unknown part 2
unmasked but unknown part 3 (A/N)
unmasked but unknown part 4
overprotective peter
Sensory
not the same or are we (unfinished)
im just a kid (short)
im just a kid part 2 (short)
A/N
short fic
A/N
gang (edited)
tonys groupchats
exam week
yeah sorry not sorry
dont do it
A/N halp
and they were roommates part 1
and they were roommates part 2
and they were roommates part 3
and they were roommates part 4
second to late
your not broken
heres a life update
A/N again

peter and online classes dont mix well

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By Space_Ninja_Fcuker

backstory
peter parker and online classes never mixed, so what happens when peter has to began online classes? worst part is his dad is tony stark and even worst part his identity is revealed

Warning some swearing

Peters P.O.V

I sighed as I put on a shirt and sat down on my desk as I opened up my laptop and logged in before going to the zoom meeting since it was time for the class to start

"glad you could join us Mr. parker" the teacher said and I rubbed my neck "sorry I was busy" I said as I heard a arrow get shot so I grabbed my laptop and jumped onto my bed making the arrow miss me

"hang on" I said as I thought I pressed the mute button and got up and walked towards the vent and punched it "YOW" a certain archer yelped "your fault" I smirked grabbing a random prank bomb and opened the vent

"Wonder what this does" I chuckled as I turned on the prank bomb before tossing it into the vents and closed it "friday close all vent covers for a few" I told her "okay parkour spider" fri said

"good luck barton" I laughed as I walked back to my computer and picked it up before realizing I didnt mute it "uh thats bad" I whispered as everyone was looking at my screen

"Mr. Parker care to explain what just happened?" the teach asked "Nope" I said and got up on my hammock and let the teach start class

*after that class ended he logged into a different class*

"parker you actually logged in" the teach said and I nodded before a loud bang was heard "uh hang on" I said getting up ignoring the class and opened my door

"WHAT HAPPENED" I yelled down the hall "TONY AND BUCKY" was the reply from nat before another bang was heard then someone yelling "RUNNN" bucky yelled and I could see why once he turned into the hallway

they had tried to prank him "SHIT" nat yelled running into her room to get her prank stuff "NO NO NO IM ON A CLASS ZOOM CALL" I yelled down the hall before quickly shutting my door as something hit it

"WHY DO YOU HAVE PAINTBALL GUNS" I yelled as I leant against the door making it so they couldnt get in as I tried to lock it "BECAUSE" steve yelled from the other side of the door

"GO AWAY IM NOT GETTING HIT TODAY" I yelled as I finally got the door locked but quickly got some pranks in my hands just incase "NEVER" I heard dad yell as the door flew open and I lept out of the way and towards my laptop

"hang on" I said leaving the class and joining back on my phone but left my camera off as I put my earbuds in still dodging paintballs "sorry bout that" I said putting a mask on and a hood before waving the steve and dad

(this what the mask looks like)

"bye steeb, bye dad" I smirked before diving out my window but they continued to shoot paintballs "YO QUIT IT WITH THE PAINTBALLS IM TRYIN SWING HERE" I yelled as I swung away

"NOT TILL WE GET YOU" dad yelled as he flew towards me in his iron man suit "sorry teach but turns out im busy" I said before disappearing from the zoom meeting

"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME" I yelled before doing a front flip as I dropped onto the ground in a park and grabbed something from a tree "WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT" dad yelled aiming the paintball gun that was built into his suit at me

"READY FOR SOME GLITTER AND SPARKLE WEBS" I yelled smirking as I grabbed the two vials and switched my normal web into sparkle and glitter webs that are hard to get off and stay for a day

"Oh shitz" dad said as he realized what was about to happen and tried to get away but he wasnt fast enough as I started to web him up "sorry dad looks like you failed again" I chuckled smirking

"shitz" I said as I checked the time and quickly switched my webs back to their original webs "bye dad you may wanna let the team know where you are cause those webs wont disappear till tomorrow" I chuckled before running off and launching into the air

"PETERRRRRRRRRRRRRR" dad yelled and I rolled my eyes "DONT RELEASE MY IDENTITY OR ELSE" I yelled as I glared at him as I hung from a web "OR ELSE WHAT" he yelled up to me "OR ELSE SAY GOODBYE TO ALL YOUR STUFF IN THE LAB AND HAVE FUN REBUILDING IT" I yelled

"OKAY FINE YOU WIN" he yelled and I laughed "IK NOW I HAVE A CLASS TO ATTEND SO CYA" I yelled

*when he gets into his room*

I dropped into my room and saw the paint had been cleaned "THANKS FOR CLEANING UP THE PAINT" I yelled before locking my door and taking off my hood forgetting about my mask

"NO PROBLEM PETEY" clint yelled and I shook my head as I got my laptop and started to log into the zoom meeting "who is the person wearing a mask" A voice asked "Fuck" I said

"LANGUAGE" steve yelled "ENGLISH" I yelled back before looking at my laptop "wait guys look at his name" another person said "wait THATS PARKER" flash yelled "Shitz" I said

"WAIT WASNT SPIDERMAN WEARING THAT MASK AND A HOOD EARLIER" betty yelled "uh MUM WE GOT A PROBLEM" I yelled and pepper came in a few seconds later and looked at whats happening

"Ill get started on a press conference for you" she sighed so I got up and hugged her "thanks mum" I smiled before she messed up my hair "whyyyyy" I whined as I webbed my brush and brushed it but it only caused it to get fluffy

I sighed before taking off my mask as I tossed it on the bed before going back to the zoom meeting as mom walked out

"hes looks so cute and innocent" someone said and I tilted my head knowing they were talking about me "okay peter should be illegall" betty said and I looked towards her video confused "why" I asked

"because you look like a golden retriever puppy" cindy said just as nat came into my room "he does doesnt he" nat said before messing with my hair "natttttttttt whyyyyyyyyyy" I pouted as I tried to fix my hair again

"cause its training now say goodbye to your classmates and meet me in the training room golden" nat smirked as I groaned "Okay" I said as she walked out "welp gotta go cya" I said before 'disappearing' from the call and got up as I pushed my closet open

"he does realize that he just turned the screen off right?" someone asked "I dont think he did"  a person replyed but I didnt hear them since I was taking off my shirt and was about to get a workout shirt but I got launched out of the closet with a loud thud

"WHO PUT THE ROBOT IN MY CLOSET" I yelled as I got up and jumped over a beam "THAT WAS SAM" bucky yelled "TRAITOR" sam yelled "SAM YOUR DEAD" I yelled as I punched the robot and hit the off button

"AHHH SOMEONE HIDE ME" sam yelled I sighed before tossing the robot out of my room and sighed as I looked at my stomach "HEY NAT CAN YOU GRAB ME SOME BANDAGES" I yelled as I looked at the now bleeding wound

"WHAT THE HECK" someone yelled and I looked at my laptop "I just turned to screen off didnt I" I asked as I got up and walked towards it with a hand covering my wound "Yup" Flash said

"flip well cya" I said before disappearing from the zoom call for real this time and powering off my laptop as nat walked in

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