My Hero: The World (Bnha X jj...

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In a world where those without Quirks are shunned from society a boy manifests an ability beyond that of any... Viac

Before we get in
Manifest
PHANTOM ARMS
NIGERUNDAYO!!!!!!
Results
First Day
Battle Trial
U.S.J Incident Pt.1
U.S.J Incident Pt.2
UA Sports Festival
KONO POWA!!!
The Tournament Arc BEBE!
Former Part 13 Contest[OVER]
Deku Vs *INSERT KATY PERRY JOKE HERE*
HO! so you approach me?
I've run out of jokes for Titles
KONO *blank* DA!!!!
the Joest- Brando Secret Move
Work Hard Play Hard
THE ONE TO JUDGE YOU.... IS MY NOMU!!!!!
Exam
Headshot
Mall Rats
Summer Break is Unbreakable
It gets Worse
Danny V Aizawa: Dawn of Justice
how about you stop Jinxing it
what a beautiful Smile(Dwang)
Shadow Monsters
The Plan
Covert Operations
Symbol of peace
You Called it... Again....
Into the Dorms
ULTIMATE MOVE
Licence Exam Pt.1
Licence Exam Pt.2
Licence Exam Pt.3
Licence Exam Pt.4
I ran out of Jokes again....
Mama Mirio Here we go again
The Steel Ball Agency
Oh? are you watching me?
The Ungalo Duckling
Brothers from another Mothers
JoDio's Awkward Trek
Welcome, To Jurassic Dio
PLACEHOLDER
Raid The World Pt.1
Raid The World Pt.2
Raid The World Pt.3
Raid The World Pt.4
Raid The World Pt.5
Raid da Waurdo, my final message
Boy meets ZA WAURDO!!!!
I ran out of Jokes for Titles
IT'S TIME TO STAP!!!!!
I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJO
The Dream
Boy this Book is long
Me Abandon Manhood Deku
NutCracker: ZA WAURDO!
I Danny Brando, Do not know how to play an instrument.
Why do i hear Boss Music?
You take C-Moon and you take ZA WAURDO!!
Outta Titles 2: Electric Boogaloo
Can't Believe how long this Book is....
CHAPTER 69 BEBE!!!! God I have gone Lewd...
70 CHAPTERS!? Now I feel self-conscious....
Gentle and the La Brava
We're running out of time... oh wait ZA WARUDO
Festival Begins
A Totally Not Bizarre Dinner
He's hot and also a cold Father.... he's yes then he's No
Murderous Monarch
Dear Lord this is a lot of chapters....
Sing a song of Sorrow in a WARUDO without Time
Za King VS Za World
Joint Training Pt.1
Joint Training Pt.2
Familiar Face
Start of something Beautiful
Work Study 2: Dawn of.... Endgame
You were Speedwagone, but now you will SpeedBegone
Fukusen is a weird Last Name
Danny Brando Vs ZA WARUDO
all these Pun Titles are WRRRRY-diculas
I will admit that I oofed last Chapter
ONLY A WEAKLING WOULD STOP AT 90 CHAPTERS!!!!
ONLY A MADMAN WOULD CONTINUE AFTER 91!!!!
I, Danny Brando Have overused this Joke
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D- have a Chill Chapter
Maybe I should have split this into seasons
These Titles have devolved into statements...
I'm not even putting effort in these Titles... Just memes
Danny Daddy
if you flip it around we still on Chapter 66
100th Chapter Spec-- I mean... Normal Chapter... yes
Back to School
B U S
The Mansion
kinda feel weird I never Numbered these
I must Protect my Identity
how the actual Fudge did I get this far?
IT'S THE FINAL COUNT DOW--- wait... it's not?
Bum-Bum Thun-da
I don't feel so good Mr. Waurdo....
The Final Battle Pt.1
The Final Battle Pt.2
The Final Battle Pt. 3
The Final Battle Pt. 2X2
The Final Battle Pt. 5
The Final Battle Pt.6
Prisonbreak
No Feelings were hurt in the making of--
see ya around Kid....[Finale]
Okay this time.... [REAL Finale]
ART PAGE
ART PAGE 2: Electric boogalo
Book 2

I WROTE A 92 CHAPTERS, AND NOW I FEEL SELFCONSCIOUS

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Danny is Dragged into a room

Danny:"This is without my consent!"

Thug:"YES IT IS!!!"

Danny:"Where are you taking me?"

Thug:"To The Boss! He needs to meet you Kid!"


as they Rush past they Come across and old lady sitting in a chair

Thug:"Oh You need to meet this Lady First!"

he Yanks Danny toward her

Thugs:"She can Touch your Hands and Hear your Final words, but sometimes she can get Messed up. My Final words are Either gonna be "What are you gonna do? Shoot me?" or "Don't Son! That Gun is Loaded!" so Naturally I'm going to have a vasectomy and Stay away from Guns."

He Grabs Danny's Hands and Give them to the old woman

Seer:"Your Last Words... I see them, yes.... "B-BAKANA!..... K.... K-KONO... DIO... DAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" no.... that's not it... that is... not it.... I see so many words, this is unorthodox, so much out of Context Quotes from your Future!"

Danny:"Like what?"

Seer:"Like "This is my Final ZA WARUDO!!!!" and "Shoto Todoroki, will you Marry me?" and "Honey! Our Son's a werewolf!" so many, I can't even keep up with them.... ew, "Y-Yamete Zenkei-Chan-Kun!" that's just nasty Dude... JESUS CHRIST "Is that a strap o-- ARGH MY ASS!!!!" you're in for a really messed up Future Kid...."

(I was gonna give Context for those but Now ima keep it to myself... Just so people with Dirty Minds will Misinterpret them)

Seer:"Oh here we go, your Final words will be "My only Regret is--"

"OI! are you Spooking Peps again?!"

a Large absolute Unit of a Man in a Suit appears seemingly out of Nowhere


Thug:"BOSSU! This is Norm Elmen"

Boss:"Norm Elmen? Sounds like a Cover Name...."

Thug:"You'd think, But Look at his Moustache!"

Boss:"Shit You're right. I Trust this man with my life."

The World:"Not gonna Lie, Kinda feel Bad about how We're just Finessing these dudes..."


Danny:"Hey, I don't even Know your names..."

Thug:"Well my Name's Damasareyasui hito, and don't you dare Forget it Boi!"

Seer:"We Just Call him Dama, his Parents were High on Skooma or something when they named him..."

Boss:"Come on, we could use some Help with the new shipment."

he Brings Danny and Dama into a warehouse where Boxes of Replacement Limbs

each man Loading and Unloading Coolers full of them in and out of Trucks


Danny:"So uh... How'd you get into the Prosthetic Business?"

Boss:"Well we used to Sell Drugs, but then we took our Business to Italy where the new Head of the Mafia "Insisted" we turn over a new leaf..."

Danny:"He Beat the shit out of you Guys didn't he."

Boss:"Yes...."

Danny:"That's Rough Buddy."

Thug:"Well after that he told us to Sell this stuff to Hospitals, but He doesn't need to Know that We're selling these to Criminals."

Danny:"That... doesn't sound very Good..."

Boss:"Who Cares, Feel free to Check the stuff out, You can even Sample some of the Merch, I did."

he Showcases his Tongue which looks normal


Boss:"My Quirk was that I could cool stuff off if I blew on it and heat it up if I exhaled on it.... but with the New Lungs and Tongue..."

He Blows a Gust of Mist Freezing the wall solid

then Exhales Breathing Fire Thawing it

Boss:"Pretty neat Huh?"

Danny:"Y-Yeah..."


Suddenly at that Moment, Danny's Teenager Sweat Finally Wears down the Moustache Glue

his Glorious Face Fur Falls to the ground

everyone turns around to look at the Moustacheless Danny

Thug:"Now that I look at em... He looks like that UA Brat who got beat by Endeavour's Kid!"

Boss:"Argh!! We've been Beanboozled! Teach me not to Trust a fine Pair of Facial Whiskers..."

at that Moment He Blows a Cloud of Mist at Danny

he's too close to Stop time


Instinctively Danny Uses his arms as Cover Closing His eyes

a Cold Breeze overwhelms him

he expects to be suffering from Frostbite

but he just feels slightly Chilly

TW:"Huh, maybe you are Canadian, probably Winnipeg... that Place is Freezing."

Danny Slowly Opens his eyes Ice Speaks falling off his eye lashes

his Clothes are Covered in Frost

but his skin seems unaffected

over than a Slight Blue tint in his hands that goes away

but Before they do He rests his hand on the railing Freezing it solid

Danny:"Woah, what the Hell?"


Boss:"Odd, but that won't be saving you!"

he takes a deep Inhale Before Launching a Burst of Flames in his Direction

The World Materializes in front of him Blocking the flames

Danny feels a slight Head Accumulate across his forearms but nothing Life threatening

the Unit finally Runs out of Breath as he Takes another Deep Inhale


Right as he's about to make a Danny-Flambe a Blur Tackles Danny over the railing cushioning the fall in a Crate of Arms

they are.... Surprisingly Soft

Guess Giorno Knows what he's doing

"Are you alright Dio?"

it's the Captain

Captain:"I Knew the Moustache would only buy us Time, Teenagers are too Sweaty and Hormonal for Fake Facial Hair."

Boos:"Blast em!"

everyone in the warehouse Begin Using their Quirks to Shoot at Danny and Captain Fukusen

The Captain Grabs Danny Pulling him Behind Cover


TW:"I mean.... we Could stop Time and Nigerundayo out of here... but Obviously I wanna see what'll happen.."

Danny:"Okay, considering we Might Die, I need to get something off my chest..."

Captain:"Make it Quick kid! They're Closing in!"

the Projectiles Begin Destroying the Cover they're behind causing Danny to have to raise his Voice

Danny:"So You know how I was with Zenkei at that Club!?"

Captain:"YEAH!?"

DANNY:"AND I MADE THAT JOKE WHERE I BLURTED OUT THAT I WAS DATING HER?!"

Captain:"YEAH?!"

Danny:"WELL.... THAT WASN'T A JOKE!"

The Firing Conveniently stops as Danny Shouts this

TW:"Wow, it's like some Unfeeling God WANTS this to be Awkward..."

Captain:"I'm sorry... What? that isn't Funny Son..."

TW:"In about 4 years you will be calling Him Son, and She'll be Calling Him Daddy."

Danny is Beyond Happy The World isn't Out Right now and is just Telepathically Talking to him

Danny:"B-But We're taking it slow, we Haven't even Held hands yet!"

Captain:"I see..."

Danny:"Well Glad we could come to a-- Wait Where did you get that Gun?"

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