Modern AU
Lan WangJi: (just arrives home) I'm h-
Wei WuXian: (covers WangJi's mouth) Shh..
Lan WangJi: ?? (nods)
Wei WuXian: (stops covering WangJi's mouth) Ready or not here I come!
Lan WangJi: (whispers) Hide and seek again?
Wei WuXian: (nods and also whispers) Come and look..
Lan WangJi: (follows WuXian and they both see WangXian somehow)
Lan WangXian: (hiding behind the curtians near the sofa while curled up lying on his stomach; his diaper baby butt is sticking out from the curtain)
Wei WuXian: (trying not to laugh and sees WangJi smile; kisses WangJi on the cheek) Oh! Look who I found.. Papa's home!
Lan WangXian: (still inside the curtain) Papa home? (comes out and sees WangJi; smiles and runs to WangJi) Papa!
Lan WangJi: (carries WangXian in his arms)
Wei WuXian: Found you! (tickles WangXian)
Lan WangXian: (laughing)
Lan WangJi: He'll get better in hiding when he gets older.
Wei WuXian: He can try. All I need is to use you to find him since he always want to welcome you home. So I'll always win.
Lan WangJi: But you always come out when he starts crying if he can't find you.
Wei WuXian: (doesn't win always) A-... Hmm.. Touchè..
Note:
*Touchè- used as an acknowledgement during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person.