Modern AU
Wei WuXian: (outside a day care center with WangJi) Then.. Why did they end up crying?
Day Care Center Employee: Well.. He rejected them..
Lan WangXian: (3 years old) Mama! Papa! (runs towards them and gives a hug with his one arm hugging one of WangJi's leg while the other WuXian's; looks up to them and smiles)
Wei WuXian: Shall we go home?
Lan WangXian: (nods)
Lan WangJi: (carries WangXian in his arms)
Day Care Center Employee: See you next time, Lan WangXian.
Lan WangXian: Thank you and buh bye..
While walking home..
Wei WuXian: A-Xin.. We heard that some of your friends cried today.
Lan WangXian: (still in WangJi's arms) Did A-Xin do.. bad?..
Wei WuXian: Of course not.. They told us that A-Xin did nothing wrong. Those girls said they wanted to be your wife. Your dad and I just want to know what answer you gave them.
Lan WangXian: A-Xin told them that.. When grows up, A-Xin will marry mama and papa..
Lan WangJi and Wei WuXian: (touched by their son's words) "How adorable can he be.."
Wei WuXian: (pats WangXian's head) Our A-Xin really loves us huh..
Lan WangXian: (nods) A-Xin loves mama and papa thiiiiss much! (opens his arms as much as he could)
Lan WangJi: As much as you love us.. A-Xin can't marry mama and papa.
Lan WangXian: What? Why? 😧
Wei WuXian: Because papa and mama are married to each other. And A-Xin is our baby.
Lan WangXian: So A-Xin can't marry mama and papa becuase I am mama and papa's baby?
Lan WangJi: (nods) One day, when you grow up, you will meet someone you will love and later on marry..
Wei WuXian: So, don't look for brides right now. You can search for one when you are as big as mom and dad, okay?
Lan WangXian: (nods) Will marry when I grow up. A-Xin bride be like mama!
Wei WuXian: 😱No no no.. A-Xin, don't look for someone like mama.
Lan WangJi: 😑 Uncle will faint if he heard this.
Lan WangXian: 🤨 ??
Wei WuXian: One like me is enough..