Me: "groan" ow my head what happened last night?
I looked around and suddenly felt arms around my waist and I looked behind me
Me: huh who's-"freezes"
With the others
Goku: man my head hurts how much did we drink last night?!
Vegeta: "growls" shut up Kakarrot and how am I supposed to know it's was Zoe's birthday!
Bulma: Vegeta can you not yell my head is banging
Fu: is Zoe Even awake yet?
Piccolo: I don't know but what I'm concerned about is how she'll react when she does wake up!
Suddenly a scream erupts through the house and I burst through the door
Me: can someone please tell me-WHY THE FLYING FUCK GOGETA AND VEGITO IN SSJ4 WERE IN MY BED ONLY IN THERE SHORTS?!
I panted and took a deep breath then yelled
Me: AND WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE WOLF EARS AND A TAIL?!
Everyone:"sweat-drops"
Fu: Well you see you got pretty drunk last night
Gohan: And it was your first time drinking
Trunks: and you found the dragon balls
Vegeta: What the idiots a trying to say is shit went down
Flashback
Me: "hiccups" wa who! I'm so happy right now
Goku: Zoe I think you've had enough time for bed
Me: your not my dad! Plus if he was here he would freak out!
ChiChi: come on Zoe it's time for bed
I glared at her and drank my drink
Me: you can't control me Imma free chicken nugget!
Piccolo: "snickers"
Beerus: child go to bed it 1 in the morning!
Me: "gasps" no body move the kitty just spoke!
Whis: "giggles" oh my it seems she is very drunk my lord
Vegeta: whatever let's just-wait were did she go?!
You could see a dust cloud shaped like me
Zamasu: oh you mean the mortal? She's currently summoning Shenron
Everyone: WHAT?!
Cooler: quick we need to stop her before she can make a wish!
Me: oh mighty Shenron I wish I was a wolf blood/Saiyan!
Shenron: Your first wish is granted speak your second wish!
White wolf ears and tail appear and I felt the Saiyan power
Me: my final wish is that the fusions Gogeta And Vegito we're real and had there own life!
Shenron: your wish is granted good bye and happy birthday!
Said Saiyans appeared and looked confused
Me:"giggles" hey cuties
I hugged both of them and they blush
Gogeta And Vegito: oh why hello again lady Zoe
Me: today's my birthday and well mama wants her dream to come true "purrs"
There tails swayed and they blushed even more as Gogeta picks me up
Gogeta: your wish is our command!
The others arrive and looked confused at me as I speed past them
Me: see ya later cubs mama got her wish "giggles"
Flashback end
Vegeta: And that's what happened
Me: "blushes" I I did that?!
Jiren: yes and when Frezia tried to invade you came out in your underwear and beat him up shouting "begone thot your ruining snuggling time!"
Me: "speechless"
Gogeta: oh come on it was her first time drinking!
Vegito: yeah besides I found pretty hot when she K.O'd Frezia
Me:"blushes even more" I'm I'm going back to bed "drags both fusions with me"
The room went silent until I burst through the door and kicked Zamasu and Goku Black in the balls as the other males in the room hold there jewels in fake pain
Both males: why?!
Me: "glares" because you killed Goku's family in the future and for calling me mortal!
Gogeta picks me up as I glare at them all
Me: Nothing happened last night so good day to you all!