peter parker and his awesome...

By Space_Ninja_Fcuker

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SEMI PAUSED CAUSE OF MY LIFE so its about peter and he awesome family with some field trip to SI some he will... More

A/N
requests (re-edited)
peter stark (edited)
peter stark part 2
peter stark part 3 (short)
Peter has what now (edited)
peter has what now part 2
peter has what now part 3 (very short)
CLINT YOUR DEAD (short)
CLINT YOUR DEAD part 2 (short)
HE CAN WHAT
HE CAN WHAT part 2
HE CAN WHAT part 3 really short
HE CAN WHAT part 4
PAN?!? short
PAN?!? Part 2
PAN?!? part 3
WHY ARE THEY HERE
WHY ARE THEY HERE part 2 (edited)
WHY ARE THEY HERE part 3 (edited)
WHY ARE THEY HERE part 4 (short)
UH FLY PETER FLY
UH FLY PETER FLY PART 2
UH FLY PETER FLY part 3 short
UH FLY PETER FLY part 4
WHO TOOK MY COOKIES
WHO TOOK MY COOKIES part 2 (short)
Airforce
airforce part 2 (short)
Peter danvers
Ohio?
ohio? part 2
Ohio? part 3
PETER
PETER part 2
Well F**k
Well F**K part 2
BARTON AND PARK-NO ROMANOFF (edited)
BARTON AND PARK-NO ROMANOFF part 2
HOWWWWWWW
HOWWWWWWW part 2
I'm alive?
i''m alive part 2
when peter is pissed part 2
When peter is pissed part 3 (edited)
when peter is pissed off part 4 (short)
animal trafficking ring
animal trafficking part 2
animal trafficking ring part 3 (short)
Zoom call (shorter)
Zoom call part 2
zoom call part 3
horseback riding spider (edited)
Horseback riding spider part 2
AHHHH MONSTER
Meme god peter here (short)
How the fuck did i not know this part 1
annoyed hero petey
you have a what sword now (longish short)
you have a what sword now part 2
peter and online classes dont mix well
baby whyyyy
class forgotten (short)
hungry spidey
phone call
superman? (short)
the bartons protect
Asthma attack
christmas special short
Adhd (part 1)
Adhd (part 2)
To much tiktok
uh no
they have been found
Sad peter
uh gotta run
innocent spidey
They dont care
They dont care part 2
special binders
special binders part 2
The twins are back
Peter dies or does he?
hydra and school time Aventures (short)
Translation
Translation part 2
Please stand up
Stream
stream part 2
spidey (short)
A/N
Trans
mama spider
your ok
scary peter
The heirrr (semi finished)
unmasked but unknown part 1
unmasked but unknown part 2
unmasked but unknown part 3 (A/N)
unmasked but unknown part 4
overprotective peter
Sensory
not the same or are we (unfinished)
im just a kid (short)
im just a kid part 2 (short)
A/N
short fic
A/N
gang (edited)
tonys groupchats
exam week
yeah sorry not sorry
dont do it
A/N halp
and they were roommates part 1
and they were roommates part 2
and they were roommates part 3
and they were roommates part 4
second to late
your not broken
heres a life update
A/N again

When peter is pissed off

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⚠️⚠️SWEARING⚠️⚠️ ⚠️⚠️SWEARING⚠️⚠️ ⚠️⚠️SWEARING⚠️⚠️
Everyone learns never to mess with a pissed off peter or your dead also Ned and mj arent in this

Peters/ third person P.O.V

I woke up pissed since Sam had dropped a bucket full of freezing cold water on me and lets just say he is now in the med bay anyways I went over to my closet and growled seeing that there were only muscle shirts, ripped skinny jeans, jean jackets, leather jackets, fitting shirts, and skinny jeans

"sams dead" I growled before grabbing a white shirt, black ripped skinny jeans, and a jean jacket before changing into them and grabbing my high top converses that had skulls on them before looking in the mirror and I was PISSED

"VITUN HELVETTI SAM (FUCKING HELL SAM)" I yelled since Sam had also cut my hair so I grabbed a beanie and put it on

Before I grabbed my skateboard and bag walking downstairs with a glare set on my face before grabbing food that Steve had made for me before heading to the elevator and going down and skateboarding out of the elevator once it opened and rode to school

*at school he is still glaring*

I got off my board and walked into school people were staring at me but I didnt care because I went to my locker before putting my board and backpack away and grabbing the stuff I needed before heading to class

*fifth hour*

I walked into fifth hour still pissed before siting down in the back of the classroom waiting for class to start "hey penis why you look so pissed stark get suck of you and what is will the new look" flash yelled as he looked at me

"shut up flash I'm not in the mood" I growled "oh look at that penis is acting tough" flash laughed and I stood up slamming my hands against the desk making a loud bang

"Verdammt, halt die Klappe und wenn du mich wieder Penis nennst, verlierst du deinen und stirbst auch (Damn it, shut up and if you call me penis again, you'll lose yours and die too)" I half yelled and half growled not realizing he was speaking German as he glared at flash with his mediumish wolf glare making flash almost pee his pants

"w-what di-id yo-ou s-say" flash stuttered backing up as did everyone else "fucking leave me alone flash or you will regret it" I growled before siting back down putting my music in but I could still hear what was happening

"ok he is scary but did you see how how his muscles moved when he hit the table" and whispers like that had been happening all day so he didnt care "class tomorrow is a field trip" the teach said but I zoned out

*after school ends*

Peter grabbed his bag and skateboard and skateboarded through the halls and out the door and heading to the tower doing a few tricks before he skateboarded into the tower "hi Zane, allen, Ella, Eva" he said happily to the people as he rode towards the elevator

"hi Pete" they all said before he rode into the elevator and it went up to the common room "hey FRI where is Sam?" I asked grabbing glitter bombs from my bag "in the common room prankmaster" FRI said

"please lock all way of getting away from me cause he still has to pay for cutting my hair" I said as I returned to being pissed before we stopped at the avengers bedroom floors

I got out and quickly used my prank stuff turning his room into a pink glittery mess that also had pop-it's all over the ground among with legos but was all hidden by the glitter and the pink paint before putting a bucket of slime and a lot of other gross stuff above the door and kept it hidden before climbing out of the room via vents and went up to the common room after I did a few things to his suit and weapons

"Здравствуйте (Hello)" I said dropping down scarring half of them "привет маленький паук (hello little spider)" nat and Bucky said "bonjour farceur (hello joker)" clint said "hi nat and Bucky and hi trickster" I said before looking at the rest of them my happy mood turning into the angry faster then the flash could run

"ara sammy per què porra em vas tallar els cabells (now sammy why the fuck did you cut my hair)" I growled glaring at him making everyone back away from the already hurt Sam "uhhh I have no clue what you said" Sam said

"I asked why the fuck did you cut my hair" I growled my voice had all the voices I know laced into one but you could still understand what I was saying "RUN" everyone yelled running from the room but Sam didnt get that lucky

*next morning*

I woke up and took a shower before putting on boxers and sweatpants and a necklace that had the pansexual flag on it cause I'm pan and bandaged my shoulder and abdomen since a robber had shot me two times in each place meaning I got shot four times and someone had dyed my hair black and red not that I'm complaining

I was not to be messed with before heading down to the kitchen and grabbed food before going to the training room and starting to punch some punching bags completely destroying them as he sung among with his music that was playing before he ran out of bags a two hours later

"dang it" I muttered as I walked over to were my water bottle was and walked down to the cafe passing a tour group but I was looking down at my phone as I passed them "I wonder if peter has a body like that" a girl whispers "if he does imma die" a another girl whispers

"did you see his hair its black and red can you imagine peter with that body and hair" a gay boy said and I chuckled "well I bet their both straight sorry freaks go take your gayness somewhere else" a girl said making me stop walking and start walking towards them

"what the fuck did you just call them" I said looking up at them as I put my phone in my pocket the necklace showing as I moved my hands away but the flag was in the back so it just looked like a chain "well there gay freaks people should like the opposite gender not the same its gross and disgusting freaks" the girl next to them said

I glared at all of them except the gays, lesbians, Bi's and non-binary people in the tour group which turned out to be 8 people "Gays, lesbians, bi, and non-binary people your coming with me and teach dont even try or you will get a fist in your face and flash dont even dare" I growled before walking away

I knew the 8 people were following before going into a elevator and waited for them to get in "the special floor FRI please" I said "w-whats t-the s-spec-cial f-floor" a girl asked "dont worry you will love it" I smiled and fixed the chain so the flag was in the front "your pan?" A guy asked "YES I knew you were pan" A different girl said

"yea honestly I wasnt even trying to hide it has no one noticed my skateboard has a Pan pride flag on it" I asked and they all nodded "well figured that out but we still didnt know if you were pan or not" a guy said "everyone on the special floor is looking forward to meeting the new people and they are waiting Peter Pan" FRI said

"really why Peter Pan FRI" I groaned "cause your name is peter and your pan" FRI said chuckling before we arrived at the floor and the elevators door opened and I walked out walking at the doors to the special room since we added another set to keep haters out "ready for awesomeness" I smirked looking at them

"yea" the all said and I used my handprint to open up the doors and the all gasped as they walked inside since the room was colored in all pride flags and had stuff everywhere to do "this is the special floor where everyone that isn't straight comes to calm down, play games, cry and talk or sleep and hang out" I said before someone walked up towards the group

"hello guys come on we will show you around also my name is Alex please call me that since I am non-binary and get really mad when someone calls me a guy or girl" Alex said "got it" the group said "well Alex I have to go talk to a person then the tour group so I will come back later" I said walking out "okay bye pete" Alex said

*when peter gets to the person he has to talk to*

"Hey tony I got a question" I said walking into the lab "whats up Peter Pan" tony said before walking towards the elevator to escape "IT WAS YOU" I yelled looking at him and ran towards him but he went into the elevator and the doors closed so I hopped into the vents and climbed down to the level the elevator stopped at and dropped down moments after he came out

"welp I'm running" tony said running and I ran after him tackling him to the ground "Peter Pan you are not allowed to kill tiny shark" FRI said making everyone look at us but I didnt care "JUST LET ME HURT HIM" I yelled to the ceiling "I never said you couldnt hurt him only not kill him or permanently harm him" FRI said making me smirk as I turned back to tony "well shitcake" tony muttered

Part 2 coming soon

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