Sword Gorl: GUYS GET OVER HERE I HAVE AN IDEA
I'm always forgotten: Wassup
Robotic Gay: I've arrived, your lives are now worth living
Dr. Plant: What's your idea
Uncultured Swine: HOW DOES THAT WORK EVERY TIME
Uncultured Swine: NONE OF YOU HAVE NOTIFICATIONS ON BUT WHENEVER ANYONE TEXTS THE GROUPCHAT YOU'RE ALL SUDDENLY HERE
Sword Gorl: So are you
Uncultured Swine: Fuck
Ferrari Slut: That's a no-no word Bellamy
Uncultured Swine: Says the one with slut in her name
Ferrari Slut: Slut isn't a no-no word
Ferrari Slut: It just means a woman with many sexual partners
Uncultured Swine: Wow brag much
Ferrari Slut: It's the truth
Uncultured Swine: Surreeeee
Ferrari Slut: You're just mad cause I get more pussy than you
Momma June: JOJO'S A BOTTOM
Ferrari Slut: CLARKE'S A FUCKWAD
Robotic Gay" "Jojo"
Ferrari Slut: So
Robotic Gay: Jojo Siwa
Ferarri Slut: NO
Sword Gorl: Can we get back to my idea
Uncultured Swine: oh yeah sorry we got sidetracked
Sword Gorl: We should do a big Secret Santa
Uncultured Swine: O it's literally Christmas Eve
Sword Gorl: We still have time
Dr. Plant: We have 9 hours
Sword Gorl: Ok so we all get 5 hours to pick a gift for our person and when time is up, we meet at Clork's house
Momma June: Why is it always my house
Cockroach: Well I live in the basement of a diner
Ferrari Slut: What kinda Riverdale shit...
Cockroach: Oh yeah we never told you
Cockroach: So basically the last owner of the diner gave it to me and my parents are dead and I can't afford the house so I live there in the basement
I'm always forgotten: Which is a fuckin storm bunker
I'm always forgotten: That thing could literally survive the nuclear holocaust
Dr. Plant: Honestly yeah
Dr. Plant: And my parents won't let me have any more than 3 people over after ya'll trashed everything in the basement
Weedeater3000: And my apartment is dummy small
I'm always forgotten: Also Josephine and Raven pretty much already live there
Uncultured Swine: And Abby actually likes us
Ferrari Slut: She's like never home
Uncultured Swine: Exactly
Momma June: Uhg fine
Momma June: Everyone will meet here at 9
Momma June: If you're late too bad I'm going to lock you out
Sword Gorl: I'll text everyone who they have
Sword Gorl: Time starts when the first text is sent
Sword Gorl: Someone put on a timer I just texted Emori
Dr. Plant: Wait! There's nine of us
Dr. Plant: We need one more for everyone to get one
Ferrari Slut: I'm on it
Ferrari Slut added "Luna" to the group
Luna: Why
Ferrari Slut: Why not
Sword Gorl: We're doing secret Santa and you're in whether you like it or not
Luna: But it's already Christmas Eve
Luna: Isn't that a little late to start
Momma June: Scroll up, we have the rules
Luna: Who are you?????
Momma June: Oh yeah
Momma June: I'm Clarke Griffin
Cockroach: John Murphy
Uncultured Swine: Bellamy Blake
Sword Gorl: Octavia Blake
I'm always forgotten: Emori d'Oliveira
Robotic Gay: Raven Reyes
Dr. Plant: Monty Green
Weedeater3000: Jasper Jordan
Ferrari Slut: Josephine Lightbourn
Luna: Well I'm Luna Flokru and I don't wanna be here
Sword Gorl: Too bad
Sword Gorl: Time starts now
Sword Gorl: GO
5 hours later
Sword Gorl: TIME TO OPEN PRESENTS
Sword Gorl: Since this was my idea I'll go first
Sword Gorl: And I got a garrote wire!
Cockroach: You're welcome
Uncultured Swine: Oh god
Cockroach: I'll do mine next
Cockroach: I got some pot brownies! Thanks, Jasper
Weedeater3000: How'd you know
Cockroach: Only you would give weed as a secret Santa gift
Weedeater3000: That's fair
Weedeater3000: My turn
Weedeater3000: I got a camo jacket
Dr. Plant: Merry Christmas, do you like it
Weedeater3000: Yeah it's dope
Dr. Plant: Who gave me Kermit socks
Dr. Plant: You're the best
Sword Gorl: We been knew
Sword Gorl: I already got my gift soooooo
Sword Gorl: Clarkey! Your turn
Momma June: Aight
Momma June: Ooh a snowglobe
Luna: Sorry I didn't know what to get you
Momma June: No it's so pretty! I love it
Luna: Oh good
Luna: I'm up I guess
Luna: OMG A PEPPA PIG AIRPODS CASE THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER RECEIVED
Robotic Gay: Glad you like it
Luna: But what would you've done if I didn't have airpods
Robotic Gay: Idk
Robotic Gay: It's pretty dope even if you don't have some
Luna: True
Robotic Gay: My turn
Robotic Gay: BAHAHHAHAHAAHHA ELMO FIRE ON A PRIDE FLAG I'M DIEING
Ferrari Slut: You're welcome
Robotic Gay: Thank
Ferrari Slut: Before I go, just wanna say that I'm fucking amazing at guessing who had me for Secret Santa
Ferrari Slut: Hmm chocolate, candy canes, and sour patch kids.
Ferrari Slut: Easy, non-controversial, non-personal, a little festive but not overpoweringly so, lil bit of everything, almost a guarantee to be well received, a good gift but not too expensive or over the top.
Ferrari Slut: Thanks Bellamy
Uncultured Swine: Wow good job
Uncultured Swine: My turn
Uncultured Swine: And I got every LOTR DVD epic
Uncultured Swine: Thank you!
I'm always forgotten: Yeah yeah sure
I'm always forgotten: My turn now
I'm always forgotten: A throw blanket omg
I'm always forgotten: It's so comfy
I'm always forgotten: Secret Santa reveal yourself
Momma June: Tis I
Sword Gorl: TIME TO WATCH CHRISTMAS MOVIES AND GET COZY
Robotic Gay: FUCK YEAH
Ferrari Slut: Merry Christmas ya'll
AN: I'M NOT DEAD. Sorry that I've been gone for a phat minute but school shit and exams and all that just got in the way. Anyway, I finally have some free time so I'm hoping to get back to updating regularly again. Merry Christmas, and Happy Hanukkah! Ciao for now - Trash ☆