𝐋𝐆𝐁𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑. | taeko...

By joonthetic

1.8M 85.9K 123K

"who knew twitter could get so gay" - in which taehyung is added to a group chat full of crackheads and sex... More

00. | introduction
01. | hello!
02. | twitter antics
03. | drama
04. | cuddles
05. | challenge accepted
06. | teasing
07. | taekook?
08. | stars
09. | collarbones
10. | sexual tension
11. | purple hearts
12. | taehyung appreciation
13. | rules are rules
14. | jimin's support
15. | don't dwell
16. | hyung?
17. | stubborn
18. | moans
19. | late night
20. | sleepy boys
21. | poor namjoon
22. | namgijin
23. | i love you, i guess
24. | you're mine
25. | paint it blue
26. | studying
27. | studying and spanking
28. | moonchild
29. | youth
30. | three bottoms
31. | peaches
32. | love
33. | good world gone bad
34. | a good feeling
35. | thunder and lightning
36. | crackhead energy
37. | keeping secrets
38. | hey, roomie
39. | happy birthday, jimin
40. | birthday meal
41. | drunk
42. | hangover
43. | heaven is red
44. | hugs and kisses
45. | goodbye sex
46. | heartbroken
47. | no one cares
48. | love is not over
49. | sweet chaos
50. | missed him
51. | these nights
52. | some time together
53. | sexting
54. | all i wanted
55. | euphoria
56. | polaroid
57. | soothing voices
58. | the end of the world
59. | bullet to the heart
60. | winning him back
61. | childish adults
62. | happy endings
63. | golden rings
64. | my dear
65. | sweet like sugar
66. | we're always here for you
67. | pregnant emojis
68. | explicit
69. | spark
70. | tear
71. | awful parents
72. | hidden lies
73. | bitches get stitches
74. | karma sucks
76. | broken hearts
77. | come clean
78. | even angels cry
79. | shared blame
80. | please stop
81. | wedding plans
82. | leaked
83. | leave me alone
84. | truth hurts
85. | nightmares and dreams
86. | cry your heart out
87. | loser
88. | imagine
89. | drinking problems
90. | lovely
91. | a world without you
92. | this hurts
93. | manipulating asshole
94. | payback, in a way
95. | somebody else
96. | comfort
97. | she helps
98. | thank you for everything
99. | he's gone
100. | goodbye
sequel!

75. | stubborn brat

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By joonthetic

CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE AND ANGST

TWITTER GROUP CHAT
love foolish 🦋

SEOKJIN
so, i was shopping earlier

YOONGI
fuck sake

JIMIN
here we go with his life story

SEOKJIN
and i bought this thing that smelt
nice

SEOKJIN
and now my entire house smells
like christmas 🥰

SEOKJIN
you wish you were me

NAMJOON
it smells like a bag of fucking oranges

HOSEOK
way to ruin the mood, namjoon 😔

SEOKJIN
it smells better than you do

NAMJOON
so ruDe

NAMJOON
i work out, so i produce more body
odour

YOONGI
ew i hated everything about that
sentence

YOONGI
don't do it again 😪

TAEHYUNG
i agree

SEOKJIN
it smells good, though

HOSEOK
if you think so, hyung 🤷🏻‍♀️

JIMIN
it can't smell as nice as my taemin
album that just arrived

JIMIN
it smells like success

TAEHYUNG
what is wrong with you 💀

JIMIN
nothing

JIMIN
i'm fine

JIMIN
i just miss him

SEOKJIN
you've never seen him

JIMIN
spiritually

NAMJOON
latata

HOSEOK
get some good photocards!

HOSEOK
we can add them to the collection

YOONGI
what is wrong with you two?

HOSEOK
rude, hyung 😔

YOONGI
i'm- 🤥

TAEHYUNG

NAMJOON
WHAT

NAMJOON
THE

NAMJOON
FUCK

NAMJOON
IS THAT

SEOKJIN
i'm fucking saving that

YOONGI
that is a work of art, tae

HOSEOK
the actual definition of beauty

JIMIN
i can't with his fucking facial expression

TAEHYUNG
i got bored 🤷🏻‍♀️

NAMJOON
i hate everything about that picture

NAMJOON
i never want to see it again

JIMIN

YOONGI
please stop with this fucking
picture istg

YOONGI
IT'S NOT YOU JIMIN

JIMIN
YES IT IS

HOSEOK
oh, the midgets are fighting

JUNGKOOK
can you stop fucking spamming
the group chat?

JUNGKOOK
some of us have things to be doing

SEOKJIN
fuck sake 🙄

HOSEOK
leave the fucking chat then if
you can't be bothered to talk to us

HOSEOK
with the way you're acting, we
don't want to talk to you either

HOSEOK
so just leave

JUNGKOOK
whatever

bbyjeon left the group chat!

HOSEOK
good riddance

YOONGI
wow

YOONGI
you really popped off on him

SEOKJIN
it was deserved 🤷🏻‍♀️

HOSEOK
i guess

HOSEOK
i'm just sick of him at this point

TAEHYUNG
i'm sorry?

TAEHYUNG
have i missed something?

TAEHYUNG
or has this chat turned into a
massive 'hate jungkook' party?

NAMJOON
we don't hate him, tae

HOSEOK
speak for yourself

JIMIN
we're all just sick of the way he
talks to us and treats us

TAEHYUNG
he could say the same for you 🤷🏻‍♀️

HOSEOK
excuse me?

JIMIN
tae, don't start

JIMIN
i don't want another argument

SEOKJIN
oh, but i do

YOONGI
tae, tell us what you're feeling

TAEHYUNG
you all treat him pretty shit, too

TAEHYUNG
he's going through some stuff
right now, so he's gonna be a little
bitchy and snappy

TAEHYUNG
but that's how he is 🤷🏻‍♀️

HOSEOK
he's been 'a little' bitchy and
snappy with us for a while now

HOSEOK
and i'm not putting up with it

HOSEOK
you either talk some sense into
him or i'll do it myself

HOSEOK
and you'd prefer the former

NAMJOON
hyung, calm down, okay?

NAMJOON
tae's just sticking up for his boyfriend

NAMJOON
i'm sure you'd do the same for jimin

HOSEOK
jimin isn't jungkook, though

HOSEOK
he's not bitchy whenever something
small happens in his life

HOSEOK
and he doesn't treat his friends like
absolute shit 🤷🏻‍♀️

SEOKJIN
jimin is too small to be mad

JIMIN
rude, but i appreciate the
compliments 🥰

TAEHYUNG
just ignore his behaviour

TAEHYUNG
it's what i do most of the time

NAMJOON
what do you mean?

TAEHYUNG
he's mean to me, too, guys

TAEHYUNG
we're moving to america in five
days and he just bosses me around,
pretends like i'm not his boyfriend
or something

HOSEOK
fuck

HOSEOK
why're you still with him if he
treats you this way, tae?

JIMIN
agreed

TAEHYUNG
because i love him, okay?

YOONGI
uhm

YOONGI
is the america comment just gonna
go over everyone's head?

NAMJOON
i expected it, so i'm not entirely
surprised

SEOKJIN
why go to america

SEOKJIN
when you could go to mars or
something 🥰

YOONGI
he's not a fucking astronaut omg

TAEHYUNG
anyway, just leave him alone
for a while

TAEHYUNG
i'm sure he'll be back to his normal
self in a couple days

HOSEOK
whatever

JIMIN
don't be moody 😔

HOSEOK
i'm not in the mood

NAMJOON
neither

TAEHYUNG
just trust me, okay?

SEOKJIN
we do, tae

TWITTER CHAT
taestits

TAEHYUNG
hey, angel

TAEHYUNG
i don't wanna bother you

TAEHYUNG
but, in my opinion, you were super
rude to the guys just then

JUNGKOOK
and?

JUNGKOOK
it's not like they shit talk me
behind my back all the time

JUNGKOOK
they were blowing up my phone
and i just told them to stop

TAEHYUNG
but you were a little rude about it

JUNGKOOK
tae, i don't care

JUNGKOOK
they're grown men, so i'm sure they
can deal with a little comment

TAEHYUNG
hoseok hyung can't

TAEHYUNG
he's super mad at you, angel

JUNGKOOK
great

JUNGKOOK
another one to add to the list

JUNGKOOK
but i don't care

JUNGKOOK
as soon as we leave, hoseok won't
have to see me again and i'm sure
he'll be much happier

TAEHYUNG
you're not going to their wedding?

JUNGKOOK
no

JUNGKOOK
i'm not

TAEHYUNG
well, why not?

TAEHYUNG
i thought they were your best friends?

JUNGKOOK
i don't wanna talk about it

JUNGKOOK
just leave me alone, okay?

JUNGKOOK
i'm kinda busy right now

TAEHYUNG
oh, sure

TAEHYUNG
i'll talk to you later

TAEHYUNG
but be home by 5, so we can
eat dinner together

JUNGKOOK
thanks, but i'm not hungry

TAEHYUNG
angel :(

TAEHYUNG
you've been saying that for the
past three days

TAEHYUNG
you need to eat something

JUNGKOOK
i'm fine, taehyung

JUNGKOOK
i'm not hungry, okay? don't be
weird about it

JUNGKOOK
i'll probably be home late, too, so

TAEHYUNG
alright

TAEHYUNG
get home safely, okay?

JUNGKOOK
sure

TAEHYUNG
good

TAEHYUNG
i love you

read.

TWITTER CHAT
taestits

TAEHYUNG
hey

TAEHYUNG
sorry if i'm texting you so soon

TAEHYUNG
i just really need to talk to you

EAUN
sure, tae!

EAUN
what's up?

TAEHYUNG
it's jungkook

EAUN
what's he done now?

TAEHYUNG
he's been acting really off lately

TAEHYUNG
i don't know what's wrong with
him and i don't know what to do

TAEHYUNG
i was wondering if you knew why?

EAUN
not really, tae, no

EAUN
i haven't spoken to him since
yesterday morning

EAUN
but he was being a little snappy
towards me

TAEHYUNG
oh

TAEHYUNG
it doesn't matter then

TAEHYUNG
thanks for listening, though

TAEHYUNG
it's more than i can say for some

EAUN
it's fine

EAUN
i hope jungkook feels better soon

EAUN
i know he's dealing with a lot
right now

TAEHYUNG
he is

TAEHYUNG
maybe it's just stress or something

EAUN
maybe

EAUN
he is still a teenager 🤷🏻‍♀️

TAEHYUNG
thanks, eaun

TAEHYUNG
i'll talk to you soon!

TAEHYUNG
hope you're doing okay, too

EAUN
i'm doing good, thanks :)

EAUN
and keep me posted, okay?

EAUN
i care about jungkook a lot

TAEHYUNG
will do

EAUN
thanks, tae

– fuck this 🤦🏼‍♀️

213.3k retweets  613.2k likes
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jiminmola
i give up

namtiddies
we're all sick of this

cheesecakeyoongs
i wanna kermit

queenjinnie
just listen to hyuna's lip and hip
and all your problems will fade

taestits
:(

– standing next to pure art 🤰🏻

356.7k retweets  812.3k likes
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cheesecakeyoongs
what is wrong with you

jiminmola
this mf actually has himself framed
in his own house?

namtiddies
his ego is bigger than my ass

itzjhope
omg

taestits
i expected nothing less

– i love you is becoming a lie

367.8k retweets  945.1k likes
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comments have been disabled.

– he's cheating

3 retweets  45 likes
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TWITTER CHAT
bbyjeon

EAUN
treat him right

EAUN
or i will tell him

JUNGKOOK
just fuck off, okay?

EAUN
you're such a dick 🤦🏼‍♀️

JUNGKOOK
whatever

welcome jihoon

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