{on the date (checking date rn) NOVEMBER 24th! I have lost my fucking sanity because of those fuckers on stupid ass discord. And eggceedingly eggcruciating puns. You can thank them for making this chapter a paw-sibility (yeah i threw a cat one in here for no reason). They egged me on, so here you go, may you be cracked up and whisked away from reality. I could be watching Yuri on ice instead of making this. Be thankful.}
{Warning:
Cringe.}
"Todochan! Todochan!"
"How did you get into my dorm-"
"It's my first Christmas!"
"..oh yeah."
Todoroki sat up, eggceedingly growing aware of the fact Izuku was perched right in his lap. They eggchanged an eye contact, one tired and the other buzzing with energy. Little Izuku looked like he could eggplode.
"Cmon! Cmon! Let's go down stairs!" The bean quickly got off him and tugged at his arm, the eggcited look on his face cracked Todoroki's resolve as he complied.
The taller egghaled, "Okay! Calm down lemme get dressed.."
Izuku bounced on the balls of his heels, grinning giddily. He never left the middle of the room, eggactly in the place he was left at. The halfie changed in his side bathroom and came back out with a small smile. Who wouldn't smile? There wasn't an eggcuse when Izuku was this happy.
They hooked arms and started down.
"Merry Christmas everyone!" The bean squeaked, dragging Todoroki to the couch. Everyone giggled at his eggtreme spirit {I just stressed that a lot wow-} and watched as he tackled halfie into the couch.
Bakugo was getting teased {**cough** more like tortured **cough**} by his squad, Mina pushing Kiri towards him while Kaminari held mistletoe up in between them. They probably needed an eggorcist with how much he was literally eggploding- oh wait sorry I mistook him as a demon. My bad.
"You two are finally down here!!" Iida waved his arms around in eggaggerated gestures. To be eggpected honestly.
Izuku nodded eagerly, "Christmas!!"
{Some would even say.. eggerly.}
The dorm's tree was eggtravagant, eggtra bulbs and lightings wrapped around the whole thing. Everyone had pitched in to help so it made it even more eggciting.
"Hey guys, did you hear the news?" Jiro asked in disgust. "Some Tucker dude tried doing some weird quirk thing to his daughter, Nina. The poor little girl now has dog ears and a tail.. and he did it on Christmas of all things?!"
Momo frowned and walked over to comfort her girlfriend. "Let's not talk about that stuff! Let's be happy!"
She nodded, eggiting out of the topic.
"Oh! Guys! Did ya hear of those two Nastu and Grey guys? They got into a pubic fight the other day." Kaminari piped up.
"Again?"
"One of them even took off their shirts it was weird.."
"Well I guess that's one way to get yourself known.. argue and fight in public so often.. tsk." Bakugo scoffed.
"Sounds like you Bakugo!"
"HUH?"
"Oh! And those famous skaters went home..! Even one of them shares Bakugo's first name! Yuri Katsuki! Everyone is sayin he's gay like Bakugo too!"
"I'll fucking kill you.."
"Calm down Bakubabe!"
Izuku has walked over to the kitchen because of the eggcessive chatting, leaving Todoroki on the couch. And being the eggservort the halfie was, he didn't follow after or join into the random conversation.
"There's also rumors of that one butler dude is a demon."
"The one to the stuck up Ciel or whatever?"
"Mhm."
"That's probably just his quirk you idiot!"
"Yeah.."
Izuku came back into the room shortly after and sprawled out into Todoroki's lap, the latter froze and little fires lit up along his left sleeve. Momo being the good gay girl she is walked over and eggtinguished them for him, but her eggpression was nothing short of a smug smirk.
"What about that one famous dude with the sword quirk?"
"Kitrto?"
"Yeah! Him.. I heard he's switching to practice with guns. Why go against your own quirk?"
"..that's not very manly."
"Yeah tell me about it."
"Oh oh! And that one volleyball team, Haikya I think."
"I don't think that's the name."
"It's not?"
Then a conversation peaked Izuku's interests. He wasn't sure why, maybe because it was eggtremely eggpensive.
"I heard Aizawa was looking at getting vertical maneuvering equipment or whatever."
"Wow really?!"
"Huh..?"
"That's like super super hard to get! It's from that one dude, Levi I think."
"Isn't he busy with that one kid with the titan quirk?"
"Haha yeah, that Eren kid has anger issues. Have you ever seen him on tv? I mean damn.."
Izuku's interest was lost at the bad word so he turned over in Todoroki's lap and looked up at him eggpectantly. Todoroki looked back down at him, eggcept he was more confused.
"..do you need anything?"
Izuku stared at him eggpressionless.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..head pats.."
Todoroki blushed a bit at his innocent little request and complied, running his fingers through the bean's hair making him.......
p u r r ?
Another eggample of Izuku being a cat. If it was even pawsible.
"..it's a notebook?"
"Yeah! The dude has his quirk and it's basically a notebook. But he named it death note... I heard it actually kills people."
"A notebook killing people?"
"That's what the news said!! Don't look at me like I'm an idiot.."
"You can't trust all of what the news says.. and you are an idiot Kaminari."
"Mean!!"
Though the pikachu really didn't care, he eggpected that. Not to mention he eggplained it in a stupid way on purpose.
But that was just part of the eggperience.
"Ah quiznack!"
Heads turned towards the kitchen only to see Sero jumping on top of the counter. He looked at the ground, whatever eggchange he just had was probably terrifying considering his eggpression.
"There's a rat!"
"..What?"
Izuku tensed up and shifted to look into the kitchen.. there was a silence before the cabinet under the sink slowly creaked open and Sero bolted away with a screech.
A rat- no..
Something worse than a rat crawled out...
It was...
{May you get all the presents you sold your soul to the devil(ed egg) for~
I have no eggscuses, but technically it's unfinished. Do you want me to finish it? Just vote. I couldn't handle writing more of that cringe... but I'll do it if you want me to xD if y'all want a part two it'll come out of Christmas}