𝐋𝐆𝐁𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑. | taeko...

By joonthetic

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"who knew twitter could get so gay" - in which taehyung is added to a group chat full of crackheads and sex... More

00. | introduction
01. | hello!
02. | twitter antics
03. | drama
04. | cuddles
05. | challenge accepted
06. | teasing
07. | taekook?
08. | stars
09. | collarbones
10. | sexual tension
11. | purple hearts
12. | taehyung appreciation
13. | rules are rules
14. | jimin's support
15. | don't dwell
16. | hyung?
17. | stubborn
18. | moans
19. | late night
20. | sleepy boys
21. | poor namjoon
22. | namgijin
23. | i love you, i guess
24. | you're mine
25. | paint it blue
26. | studying
27. | studying and spanking
28. | moonchild
29. | youth
30. | three bottoms
31. | peaches
32. | love
33. | good world gone bad
34. | a good feeling
35. | thunder and lightning
36. | crackhead energy
37. | keeping secrets
38. | hey, roomie
39. | happy birthday, jimin
40. | birthday meal
41. | drunk
42. | hangover
43. | heaven is red
44. | hugs and kisses
45. | goodbye sex
46. | heartbroken
47. | no one cares
48. | love is not over
49. | sweet chaos
50. | missed him
51. | these nights
52. | some time together
53. | sexting
54. | all i wanted
55. | euphoria
56. | polaroid
57. | soothing voices
58. | the end of the world
59. | bullet to the heart
60. | winning him back
61. | childish adults
62. | happy endings
63. | golden rings
64. | my dear
66. | we're always here for you
67. | pregnant emojis
68. | explicit
69. | spark
70. | tear
71. | awful parents
72. | hidden lies
73. | bitches get stitches
74. | karma sucks
75. | stubborn brat
76. | broken hearts
77. | come clean
78. | even angels cry
79. | shared blame
80. | please stop
81. | wedding plans
82. | leaked
83. | leave me alone
84. | truth hurts
85. | nightmares and dreams
86. | cry your heart out
87. | loser
88. | imagine
89. | drinking problems
90. | lovely
91. | a world without you
92. | this hurts
93. | manipulating asshole
94. | payback, in a way
95. | somebody else
96. | comfort
97. | she helps
98. | thank you for everything
99. | he's gone
100. | goodbye
sequel!

65. | sweet like sugar

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CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE

TWITTER GROUP CHAT
bad habits 🤠

NAMJOON
fuck koreanews

NAMJOON
they need their twitter account
deleted and thrown aWAY

SEOKJIN
really popped off on this one

JIMIN
koreanews suck 🤷🏻‍♀️

HOSEOK
telling tae to 'reflect on his actions'
like 🤨 what did he do wrong?

JUNGKOOK
nothing

JUNGKOOK
hopefully, their account gets shut
down soon

JUNGKOOK
i know they'll probably make
another, but it's a start, right? 🤷🏻‍♀️

NAMJOON
hopefully, koo

NAMJOON
i'm glad you're doing everything you
can to make sure tae is okay

NAMJOON
that's an amazing thing to do and
i'm sure he's thankful for it 💗

JIMIN
twas cute 🥰

SEOKJIN
my heart just collapsed

HOSEOK
i think i punctured a lung

YOONGI
be in my wet dreams 🥰

JIMIN
ew what

JIMIN
🥰 is only used if it's something cute

SEOKJIN
you tell them

JUNGKOOK
i don't know why i'm still in this chat

– i think i'm getting the hang of this idol thing now 🙂

97.8k retweets  356.4k likes
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taestits
baby 🙌🏻 fucking 🙌🏻 boy 🙌🏻 cuLTURE

queenjinnie
i'm hard again

jiminmola
this picture made me feel things 😍

cheesecakeyoongs
tae is lucky

namtiddies
yum 🥰

itzjhope
i gg y put my name in bold 😎

– i'm back 🥰 stay vexed, watch me not care

97.6k retweets  323.1k likes
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bbyjeon
😍

jiminmola
he's a fucKING MODEL NOW

queenjinnie
tae modelling makes me feel
different things i didn't know i could
feel as a man 🤷🏻‍♀️

namtiddies
definition of a dad

itzjhope
iced out both my wrists now i can
barely see the time 😎

– out here living my best engaged life 💍

55.7k retweets  153.3k likes
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itzjhope
my baby

namtiddies
so jealous 

bbyjeon
married bitches 😧

queenjinnie
forgot how how you are 

taestits
yay!

cheesecakeyoongs
can i be that jimin

– made my night 🥰

54.3k retweets  134.5k likes
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cheesecakeyoongs
sit on my face

queenjinnie
spank me from behind

bbyjeon
suck my fingers

taestits
drink my bodily fluids

jiminmola
pop my pimples

itzjhope
wash my face

– performing is one of the best feelings

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jiminmola
i'm so glad i'm marrying this
delicious snACK 🥰

bbyjeon
cute

namtiddies
YES

queenjinnie
4+4

cheesecakeyoongs
that's my best friend 🥰

taestits
it's a great feeling being on stage 😩

– i'm too cute 😪

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namtiddies
you're the cutest

queenjinnie
date me omg 😍

bbyjeon
a little cutie

jiminmola
cute!

taestits
🙌🏻 i sneezed

itzjhope
start crushing herbs 🌿

– this is what success smells like 🥳

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cheesecakeyoongs
sit on my face, too

namtiddies
that's my man

taestits
literally no flAWS

bbyjeon
he's too pERFECT 😩

jiminmola
the hottest bitch out here

itzjhope
the baddest bitch out here

TWTTER CHAT
taestits

TAEHYUNG
i don't wanna be a nuisance

JUNGKOOK
yeah?

TAEHYUNG
but can you come down to our
apartment please?

JUNGKOOK
sure, hyung 🥰

JUNGKOOK
anything in particular or?

TAEHYUNG
there's a group of angry fans outside

TAEHYUNG
telling me to leave you or else

TAEHYUNG
please come over

JUNGKOOK
of course

JUNGKOOK
i'll be there in 5

TAEHYUNG
thank you, angel

TAEHYUNG
just hurry please

JUNGKOOK
be there soon, okay?

JUNGKOOK
don't open the door and focus on
texting me

TAEHYUNG
i'll try

TAEHYUNG
i can't do this anymore

JUNGKOOK
i know

TAEHYUNG
what are we gonna do? it's
never going to go away

JUNGKOOK
i'm gonna announce a break from
music

JUNGKOOK
for you

i'm sorry this one was super short and probably kinda boring 😔

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