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TWITTER CHAT
cheesecakeyoongs
JUNGKOOK
how far are we going with this
fake dating thing?
JUNGKOOK
we're not actually gonna fuck or
anything, right?
YOONGI
we can go as far as we can to get
tae and namjoon to come back to us
YOONGI
and what's wrong with fucking me? 😔
YOONGI
i'm hurt, koo
JUNGKOOK
i didn't mean it like that, hyung!
JUNGKOOK
and there's nothing wrong with you,
don't worry :)
YOONGI
then what's the issue?
JUNGKOOK
i'm a boTTOM
YOONGI
it doesn't seem that way from
your recent twitter posts 🤷🏻♀️
JUNGKOOK
shut up
JUNGKOOK
so, we're gonna go super far or?
YOONGI
mhm
YOONGI
no explicit pictures, though
YOONGI
you are still an idol
JUNGKOOK
i'm glad you understand 🥰
JUNGKOOK
okay, so
JUNGKOOK
wanna come over? maybe namjoon
hyung and tae will text us?
YOONGI
maybe, yeah
YOONGI
i'll be over soon
YOONGI
your hotel room better be clean
this time, too 🤷🏻♀️
JUNGKOOK
it wasn't my fault there was actual
cum stains on the bed!
YOONGI
i'm not judging
JUNGKOOK
i don't believe that
YOONGI
shut up
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– he's so cute
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cheesecakeyoongs
you are, too :)
jiminmola
messy ass room
namtiddies
😠 stop
itzjhope
yoongi is so small
queenjinnie
super cute
taestits
🙄
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– he fell asleep on me
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bbyjeon
only for a bit
queenjinnie
🤰🏻 get me pregnant
namtiddies
stop
jiminmola
we've got jealousy in this comment
section
itzjhope
listen to some mamamoo and calm
down please 🤡
taestits
🤦🏼♀️
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TWITTER CHAT
namtiddies
TAEHYUNG
do you think jungkook and yoongi
hyung are actually together?
NAMJOON
it seems that way, yeah 🤷🏻♀️
TAEHYUNG
how do you feel about it?
NAMJOON
it fucking blows
NAMJOON
yoongi hyung is mine
NAMJOON
jungkook needs to back off
TAEHYUNG
koo is making me jealous
TAEHYUNG
i know i broke up with him
TAEHYUNG
but i didn't expect yoongi hyung to
jump onto him so quickly 🤷🏻♀️
NAMJOON
neither did i
NAMJOON
i know he's in an open relationship and
everything, but it sucks seeing him with
jungkook, for some reason
TAEHYUNG
i know
TAEHYUNG
it sucks for me, too
TAEHYUNG
i do miss the little angel
NAMJOON
should we try break them up?
TAEHYUNG
glad we think alike
NAMJOON
great minds think alike, so 🤧
TAEHYUNG
i feel bad, but i don't care
TAEHYUNG
yoonkook is not a ship i'm here for
NAMJOON
neither
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TWITTER CHAT
itzjhope
JIMIN
wanna know what i've just realised?
HOSEOK
what's that?
JIMIN
yoongi and jungkook are dating
JIMIN
i'm not sure if it's official, but they're
definitely falling for each other
JIMIN
i bet seokjin hyung doesn't know
either 😔
HOSEOK
you're right 😧
HOSEOK
how have we only just realised?
JIMIN
i thought we were supposed to be mad
at jungkook, too
JIMIN
but now we're calling yoonkook cute
HOSEOK
ew
HOSEOK
but jungkook hasn't actually done
anything wrong to us, so why should
we be mad at him?
JIMIN
you've got a point
HOSEOK
maybe we should just drop it?
HOSEOK
we can't stay mad at jungkook forever
JIMIN
true
JIMIN
i am supposed to be his best friend
HOSEOK
me too
JIMIN
i'm gonna talk to him
HOSEOK
okay, baby
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TWITTER CHAT
jiminmola
JIMIN
can i ask you something?
JUNGKOOK
go ahead :)
JUNGKOOK
and you're not mad at me?
JIMIN
i have nothing to be mad at you about,
so we're cool
JUNGKOOK
oh, good
JUNGKOOK
i'm glad we're okay
JUNGKOOK
i thought you'd all left me 🤷🏻♀️
JIMIN
not this time, koo
JIMIN
anyway
JIMIN
are you and yoongi hyung actually
together? or am i being stupid?
JUNGKOOK
i guess i can tell you
JIMIN
tell me what?
JUNGKOOK
yoongi hyung and i are pretending to
be falling for each other to get tae
and namjoon to come back to us
JUNGKOOK
yoongi loves namjoon and wants him
all to himself
JUNGKOOK
he doesn't wanna be in an open relationship
anymore because he just doesn't want to
JIMIN
sounds about right
JIMIN
he's been talking to me about it for
a few weeks now
JIMIN
and i guess now that he's getting close
with tae, yoongi hyung might've snapped
JUNGKOOK
probably
JUNGKOOK
and i want to get back with tae because
i want to show him how much i'm going
to improve as a person, be there for him
more, spend more time with him and
treat him right this time
JUNGKOOK
yoongi said something to me and it
touched a nerve
JIMIN
i'm glad you're wanting to become a
better person and i'll support you
JIMIN
and i hope this plan doesn't backfire
and taejoon end up leaving you both
JUNGKOOK
that's the worst case scenario
JUNGKOOK
i hope it doesn't go down that way either
JIMIN
me neither
JIMIN
that would suck
JUNGKOOK
it would
JUNGKOOK
also, please don't tell anyone. we don't
want this to blow up in our faces
JIMIN
your secret is safe with me :)
JUNGKOOK
i'm glad i can count on you, hyung :)
JIMIN
right back at you
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TWITTER CHAT
itzjhope
JIMIN
GUESS WHAT
HOSEOK
what?
HOSEOK
some interesting tea?
JIMIN
A FUCKING LOT
HOSEOK
OKAY SPILL
JIMIN
okay, so jungkook and yoongi are faking
their entire relationship just to get
namjoon and taehyung to date them again
JIMIN
isn't that fucking inSANE?
HOSEOK
VERY
HOSEOK
it sounds like an unstable plan
HOSEOK
but i hope it works out for them
JIMIN
me too
JIMIN
imagine if yoonkook became a couple
JIMIN
yuck 🤢
HOSEOK
i could finally write my fanfiction
about them
JIMIN
uhm
JIMIN
what the fuck did i just read 🤨
HOSEOK
have you seen the way yoongi hyung
stares at jungkook?
HOSEOK
he definitely wants a piece of that
muscle pig
JIMIN
please stop
JIMIN
before i rip my eyeballs out their
sockets and shove them down your throat
HOSEOK
kinky 😩
JIMIN
i don't know why i bother
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– find someone as sexy as me 🤷🏻♀️
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namtiddies
yoongi hyung
jiminmola
hoseok hyung
cheesecakeyoongs
namjoon
bbyjeon
tae
taestits
jungkook
itzjhope
jimin 🥰
queenjinnie
fuck you all
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TWITTER CHAT
taestits
TAEHYUNG
i know we haven't spoken in a
few weeks
JUNGKOOK
it's been like a week and a half
TAEHYUNG
right
TAEHYUNG
sorry
JUNGKOOK
it's fine
TAEHYUNG
i know it's not really my business
TAEHYUNG
and you don't have to answer, so i
totally understand
JUNGKOOK
go on 🤷🏻♀️
TAEHYUNG
are you and yoongi hyung a thing now?
TAEHYUNG
judging by your recent twitter activity,
i just guessed you were getting close or
something
TAEHYUNG
i could be completely wrong, but
TAEHYUNG
i don't know anymore
JUNGKOOK
we're getting close, yeah
TAEHYUNG
oh
TAEHYUNG
i thought you were a bottom?
JUNGKOOK
yoongi hyung brings out the dominant
side in me, i guess
JUNGKOOK
he's fucking adorable
JUNGKOOK
i like him a lot
TAEHYUNG
i can see that
JUNGKOOK
aren't you getting close with namjoon
hyung, anyway?
TAEHYUNG
we were
TAEHYUNG
we've got other people in mind now 🤷🏻♀️
JUNGKOOK
like who?
TAEHYUNG
can't tell you
JUNGKOOK
fine
TAEHYUNG
fine
JUNGKOOK
fINE
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– i'll win you back 🤷🏻♀️
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jiminmola
king of blurry photos 👑
namtiddies
cute
itzjhope
my head hurts honestly
cheesecakeyoongs
he's mine. get over it 🤷🏻♀️
queenjinnie
i can speak french
bbyjeon
challenge is on then 🤧
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– ça brûle quand je fais pipi
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itzjhope
there is so much i hate about this
picture
bbyjeon
actually scared for my life
namtiddies
you don't speak fuckING FRENCH
cheesecakeyoongs
bonjour, who? i only know bonjin
taestits
creepiest person on this planet award
goes to... this clown 🤡
jiminmola
is no one gonna pick up on the fact
that he's literally put 'it stings when i
pee' or???
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seokjin is actually superior