CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE AND REFERENCES TO SEX
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– fucking buRN
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jiminmola
someone's depression really
jumped out
queenjinnie
who angered the baby 😔
namtiddies
he's angry as hell
itzjhope
someone needs to calm down
taestits
you okay?
bbyjeon
what happened?
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TWITTER CHAT
cheesecakeyoongs
YOONGI
juNGKOOK
JUNGKOOK
yeah?
YOONGI
i'm not sure if you're aware yet
YOONGI
i think tae and namjoon are
becoming a thing
YOONGI
but i'm not fucking here for it
JUNGKOOK
why not?
JUNGKOOK
if it's anything to do with me, i'm
glad he's moving on. we can't sit in
sadness all our lives, hyung
YOONGI
that's great but i don't care
JUNGKOOK
ghee thanks
YOONGI
are you really missing the big
picture here?
JUNGKOOK
kinda
JUNGKOOK
sorry 😔
YOONGI
namjoon is supposed to be with
me and seokjin hyung
YOONGI
as in, we're all supposed to be
together
YOONGI
but, because it's an open relationship,
namjoon can date whoever he wants, but
i want him all to myself
YOONGI
i know it sounds selfish, but i really do
love him and i don't want him to leave
us for taehyung. i have nothing against
with tae, but namjoon is mine 😢
JUNGKOOK
i understand, hyung. don't worry
JUNGKOOK
but i'm not sure what i can do?
JUNGKOOK
i don't think namjoon hyung wants to
talk to me and taehyung has blocked me,
so i cant do much 😔 i wish i could
help you, though
YOONGI
here's where my plan comes into
motion
JUNGKOOK
kinda scared, but carry on
YOONGI
okay, so
YOONGI
i was thinking you and i could start
hanging out a lot more and make it
seem like we're dating, which will trick
namjoon and taehyung into thinking we
are
YOONGI
they'll start getting jealous and come
crawling back to us. we just need
to keep posting stuff on twitter and
saying cute stuff about each other ☺️
YOONGI
it's a genius plan, really
JUNGKOOK
as good as that plan sounds, hyung
JUNGKOOK
we're both bottoms, so it isn't gonna
seem completely believable
YOONGI
i have that covered, too
JUNGKOOK
i can't wait to hear this
YOONGI
you're gonna pretend to be a top
JUNGKOOK
what?
JUNGKOOK
you do know i'm the second biggest
bottom in the world, right?
YOONGI
who's the first?
JUNGKOOK
you 🤡
YOONGI
perfect
YOONGI
you'll be more believable
JUNGKOOK
i can't believe i'm doing this
JUNGKOOK
this is for your benefit
JUNGKOOK
what am i getting out of this?
YOONGI
shut up and deal with it 🤰🏻
YOONGI
and don't you wanna get back with tae?
i know he was the one that ended it, not
you
JUNGKOOK
i'm not sure, hyung
YOONGI
why's that?
JUNGKOOK
he broke up with me for a reason
JUNGKOOK
clearly i can't be with him because i'm
always focused on training and being a
better idol, spreading a positive message
about loving yourself and being a
more confident person
JUNGKOOK
as great as that is, i just don't have
enough time for taehyung and i
understand why he broke up with me
and his reasoning for it
YOONGI
even if that's true, if your message is
about loving yourself and that, shouldn't
you be living your own way? loving
yourself and being comfortable with
who you're around and who you are?
YOONGI
it doesn't sound like you're loving
yourself if you're living in sadness right
now. if you were still with tae and split
your time in being with him and training,
maybe you'd love yourself a lot more and
be a better, stronger idol to your fans
YOONGI
just a thought 🤷🏻♀️
JUNGKOOK
that's really helpful, hyung
JUNGKOOK
you're totally right
YOONGI
i know i am ☺️
YOONGI
now what are you gonna do about tae?
YOONGI
are you gonna try and win him back, show
him how much you've grown and how
you're gonna be a better person? how
you're gonna give him all your free time
and put him before anyone else?
YOONGI
or are you gonna continue living in
sadness and pretending you're okay
when you're not? pretending to love
yourself when you're secretly hating
yourself?
JUNGKOOK
i'm gonna try get tae back
JUNGKOOK
he really brightened up my life and i
miss him so much tbh
JUNGKOOK
i'll go along with your plan, hyung. i
just hope namjoon hyung and taehyung
wont be angry at either of us
YOONGI
they won't be, don't worry
YOONGI
and i'm glad you're helping, koo. i
can tell how much you wanna change
and be a better person for tae
JUNGKOOK
i do, yeah
JUNGKOOK
but there's a little problem
YOONGI
FUCK SAKE
YOONGI
what now?
JUNGKOOK
tae blocked me, so how's he supposed to
see my posts?
YOONGI
uhm fuck
YOONGI
okay, hang on
JUNGKOOK
will do
YOONGI
okay, so
YOONGI
if i post something cute about us first,
he'll see, unblock you and go check if it's
true. then, you'll be unblocked and can
message tae as you wish
JUNGKOOK
sounds good
YOONGI
where are you right now?
JUNGKOOK
in busan. why?
YOONGI
fuck sake 🤦🏼♀️
YOONGI
we're obviously gonna have to be
together to take cute photos
YOONGI
silly
JUNGKOOK
shit, right
JUNGKOOK
i can book a ticket down to seoul this
afternoon, if you want? i'm free all week
because this is my rest period now 🙌🏻
YOONGI
sounds good, yeah
YOONGI
i'll meet you at the train station. text
me when you're on you're way!
JUNGKOOK
will do :)
JUNGKOOK
see you soon
YOONGI
and jungkook?
JUNGKOOK
yeah?
YOONGI
try your hardest to look like a top
JUNGKOOK
meanie 😔
YOONGI
oop
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TWITTER GROUP CHAT
this is serious
SEOKJIN
what do y'all think about an orgy?
JIMIN
uhm what?
HOSEOK
i'm good, thanks
SEOKJIN
why not?
SEOKJIN
we have enough people now
TAEHYUNG
can't you have any amount of people
for an orgy?
HOSEOK
what tae said
SEOKJIN
but, because we were a squad of 7,
there would be one person left out
NAMJOON
there's more things to do than
fucking, hyung
SEOKJIN
yeah, but
SEOKJIN
fuck you it was an idea okay
JIMIN
how would that even work?
SEOKJIN
let me explain it for you
YOONGI
please don't
HOSEOK
finally the mute speaks
YOONGI
🤷🏻♀️
SEOKJIN
okay, so
SEOKJIN
hoseok would be fucking jimin 🤰🏻
JIMIN
sounds nice to me
HOSEOK
me too
SEOKJIN
i would be fucking yoongi 🤰🏻
YOONGI
i don't know why i'm alive
SEOKJIN
and i don't know who tops between
namjoon and taehyung, so 🤷🏻♀️
TAEHYUNG
uhm?
NAMJOON
tae and i aren't together
SEOKJIN
trust me 😧
SEOKJIN
i've seen you guys flirting
SEOKJIN
and you've been hanging out a lot
recently, may i add
TAEHYUNG
you don't know anything 🤡
TAEHYUNG
but i'm a switch, so
NAMJOON
i'm a top 🙌🏻
JIMIN
tae basically just admitted to being
the bottom between taejoon
TAEHYUNG
wE'rE nOt toGethEr
HOSEOK
i bet you're not
SEOKJIN
perfect
SEOKJIN
namjoon will fuck tae
NAMJOON
my loins just got hot
HOSEOK
i've never wanted to take my eyes out
more than i just have
JIMIN
bit dramatic
SEOKJIN
so, what's the final verdict?
HOSEOK
hell no
TAEHYUNG
nope
NAMJOON
no
JIMIN
fuck no
SEOKJIN
wow
SEOKJIN
yoongi?
YOONGI
i need to talk to you, hyung
SEOKJIN
me?
YOONGI
yeah
SEOKJIN
oh i feel so special 😊
SEOKJIN
sucks for you bitches
JIMIN
wow 👏🏻
TAEHYUNG
i wanna know!
SEOKJIN
it's top secret
SEOKJIN
only the best can know
SEOKJIN
sorry 🤷🏻♀️
TAEHYUNG
saidunf
JIMIN
oausbrbf
NAMJOON
what the fuck?
TAEHYUNG
bkauege
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TWITTER GROUP CHAT
la la la la la 😭
YOONGI
hey
SEOKJIN
why is he in this chat?
JUNGKOOK
rude, but i deserve it
SEOKJIN
you do
SEOKJIN
can i go now?
YOONGI
wait
YOONGI
we need to ask you something
SEOKJIN
as long as it's nothing to do with
jungkook
JUNGKOOK
i'm riGHT HERE
SEOKJIN
oh yes, there you are
YOONGI
it's to do with me and jungkook
SEOKJIN
ugh fine
SEOKJIN
what is it?
YOONGI
you know how tae and namjoon are
getting close or whatever?
SEOKJIN
i'm vaguely aware, yes
JUNGKOOK
omg
SEOKJIN
you zip it
JUNGKOOK
sorry, sorry
YOONGI
anyway
YOONGI
me and koo have come up with a
plan to win them back and we need
your help
SEOKJIN
win them back? namjoon never left
us?
SEOKJIN
sure, he's hanging out with tae a lot more
and he clearly likes him, but we're an open
relationship, so it's allowed 🤷🏻♀️
YOONGI
i know, i know
YOONGI
but i want namjoon all to ourself. i
don't wanna share him
JUNGKOOK
i want tae back, too
JUNGKOOK
i'm ready to improve and be a better
person for him. seriously
SEOKJIN
that's cute 🤧
SEOKJIN
where do i come into this then?
YOONGI
okay, don't freak out
YOONGI
but jungkook and i are gonna pretend
to be getting closer and we're gonna act
like a couple, which will make tae and
namjoon jealous
YOONGI
that means they're gonna come crawling
back to us and we both get what we need
SEOKJIN
will there be tea?
YOONGI
most likely, yeah
SEOKJIN
good tea?
JUNGKOOK
probably
SEOKJIN
i'm in
SEOKJIN
you two have fun
SEOKJIN
don't do anything jesus wouldn't do
YOONGI
says the one who was just talking
about orgies in the group chat 🤦🏼♀️
JUNGKOOK
wait what
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– kinda falling for this one
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bbyjeon
:)
itzjhope
WHAT
namtiddies
i'm coNFUSED 🤡
jiminmola
my ships are all over the place
now omg
queenjinnie
you guys are too cute!
taestits
😳 what
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– i'm kinda falling for you, too
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cheesecakeyoongs
you're adorable
namtiddies
uhm no 😔
queenjinnie
so cute! 😧
jiminmola
cute
itzjhope
it's cute, i admit
taestits
wtf ☹️
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TWITTER CHAT
cheesecakeyoongs
JUNGKOOK
it's working!
YOONGI
i'm so proud of us omg 😭
JUNGKOOK
me too 😭
JUNGKOOK
tae unblocked me, too!
YOONGI
first good sign
YOONGI
we're really thriving
JUNGKOOK
we are
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– Upcoming idol, Jeon Jungkook, just posted a cute picture with his new partner, Min Yoongi, and we're all fangirling over it. You will, too.
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bbyjeon
🤪
cheesecakeyoongs
fuCK
namtiddies
😡 no. they're not together
itzjhope
we stan
jiminmola
slay?
taestits
🙄 they're not together
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TWITTER CHAT
cheesecakeyoongs
YOONGI
fuck
JUNGKOOK
we're on koreanews
JUNGKOOK
fuck
YOONGI
still cute 😔
JUNGKOOK
🤨
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yoonkook superior