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Jungkook curls into Taehyung's side and holds him close, his small hands gently grabbing at the soft material of Taehyung's shirt. The cold morning air brushes past his feet and Jungkook finds himself shivering, teeth quietly chattering.
"Are you cold, angel?"
Jungkook softly smiles at the sleepy voice and slowly nods his head. "A little, yeah."
"Come here," Taehyung whispers, and brings his boyfriend closer to his chest, wrapping his strong arms around Jungkook's smaller frame. Jungkook feels his entire body flush with warmth as he hums against Taehyung's chest. "Better?"
"Much better."
—
TWITTER GROUP CHAT
three ditzy bottoms 🐙
JUNGKOOK
tae did the sweetest thing this morning
JUNGKOOK
i want him back
YOONGI
wtf where did he go
JUNGKOOK
to get breakfast and coffee
JUNGKOOK
it's fucking freezing in our apartment
JIMIN
hoseok did the cutest thing, too
YOONGI
seokjin and namjoon did the best
thing, too 😍
JUNGKOOK
fun
JUNGKOOK
let me go first
YOONGI
go ahead then 😔
JUNGKOOK
because it was so cold this morning, tae
noticed i was shivering and wrapped his
arms around me so i was warmer
JUNGKOOK
it was the cutest thing ever because his
morning voice and his protectiveness makes
me hard
JIMIN
ew i thought this was supposed to be cute
JIMIN
why is it turning into horny koo time
JUNGKOOK
sorry, i got too excited 🤤
JUNGKOOK
anyway, i love him so much
JIMIN
can i tell my story now?
YOONGI
go ahead
JIMIN
hoseok asked me to go on a proper vacation
with him!
JIMIN
he booked a villa in hawaii and everything
and he's made it super romantic
JIMIN
i think it's for my birthday but?
JIMIN
probably another surprise 🤪
YOONGI
lucky ass
YOONGI
you both have such cute boyfriends
YOONGI
mine are just odd
JUNGKOOK
omg
JUNGKOOK
what have they done now?
YOONGI
so, namjoon and i were making out on the
couch and then we hear a scream from the
kitchen and it turns out that seokjin dropped
a spoon because he saw a spider and now
he's refusing to go into the kitchen
JIMIN
uhm
JIMIN
seokjin hyung is special man
JUNGKOOK
he really is something else
YOONGI
it ruined mine and namjoon's moment
YOONGI
he probably would've fucked me
JUNGKOOK
jesus 🙋🏻♀️
JIMIN
what he said 🙋🏻♀️
YOONGI
whatEVER THEN
YOONGI
BE HAPPY WITH YOUR BOYFRIENDS
YOONGI
JUNGKOOK
fuck you
—
TWITTER GROUP CHAT
bad habits 🤠
NAMJOON
what time are we meeting for your
birthday meal, jimin?
JIMIN
around 6, if that's okay?
SEOKJIN
i have time to get ready
TAEHYUNG
you have a whole 7 hours calm down
YOONGI
he takes three hours to get ready 🤦🏼♀️
SEOKJIN
it takes time to look as pretty as i do
JUNGKOOK
fuck sake
HOSEOK
i just got back from the store
HOSEOK
my phone blew up
YOONGI
perks of having friends 🤷🏻♀️
HOSEOK
fuck you
NAMJOON
that's my job
YOONGI
possessive namjoon is the best namjoon 🤤
TAEHYUNG
i can't-
JIMIN
anyway
JIMIN
i'm looking forward to seeing you all!
JIMIN
some of you haven't met taehyung either
yet
JUNGKOOK
i have
YOONGI
me too
HOSEOK
me three
JIMIN
yeah, well, some of you haven't
SEOKJIN
i technically have?
SEOKJIN
only through the window of a car
TAEHYUNG
when the fuck did that happen?
SEOKJIN
when you and yoongi went to change your
hair colours and you picked him up
SEOKJIN
i was on my way back from a walk and you
rolled down the window and picked up my
man 😪
TAEHYUNG
i got him back safely
TAEHYUNG
calm down
JUNGKOOK
love that 💆🏻♀️
NAMJOON
i've never seen taehyung lmao
NAMJOON
i'm excited, too!
JUNGKOOK
he's super attractive 🤤
HOSEOK
sighs
YOONGI
horny jungkook again
JUNGKOOK
only sometimes
JIMIN
don't dress too casually, but not too
formally either
JIMIN
it's not a extremely fancy restaurant
TAEHYUNG
can i come in my speedo then?
HOSEOK
omg 😔
YOONGI
now that would be a sight
JUNGKOOK
uhm i don't approve
JIMIN
please no
JIMIN
i don't wanna be thrown out straight
away
TAEHYUNG
ugh fine
NAMJOON
what about my leotard
JIMIN
no
NAMJOON
it's pink and has sparkles
JUNGKOOK
gayest man in this chat goes to namjoon
NAMJOON
sit in a tree
SEOKJIN
weird insult
JIMIN
see you guys there!
HOSEOK
adorable
—
– we're coming, midgets 🤧
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taestits
i look high lmao
namtiddies
stop fucking and hurry up
jiminmola
you're 20 minutes late 🤦🏼♀️
—
– where the frick is everyone
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queenjinnie
we're close!
bbyjeon
@.queenjinnie that's what she said 💆🏻♀️
taestits
we'll be five minutes!
—
– if the fbi break down your door, do they have to pay for it?
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itzjhope
you're thinking about this shit nOW
cheesecakeyoongs
hurry up!
taestits
the fact that this tweet actually got likes 🤦🏼♀️
—
Jimin glares at his five friends in playful annoyance, crossing his arms over his chest.
"I'm sorry we're late."
They all say in unison, and Jimin can't help but think he has the goofiest and cutest friends in the world.
—
tricked you hoseok isn't proposing 🤭