𝐋𝐆𝐁𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑. | taeko...

By joonthetic

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"who knew twitter could get so gay" - in which taehyung is added to a group chat full of crackheads and sex... More

00. | introduction
01. | hello!
02. | twitter antics
03. | drama
04. | cuddles
05. | challenge accepted
06. | teasing
07. | taekook?
08. | stars
09. | collarbones
10. | sexual tension
11. | purple hearts
12. | taehyung appreciation
13. | rules are rules
14. | jimin's support
15. | don't dwell
16. | hyung?
17. | stubborn
18. | moans
19. | late night
20. | sleepy boys
21. | poor namjoon
22. | namgijin
23. | i love you, i guess
24. | you're mine
25. | paint it blue
26. | studying
27. | studying and spanking
28. | moonchild
29. | youth
30. | three bottoms
31. | peaches
32. | love
33. | good world gone bad
34. | a good feeling
35. | thunder and lightning
36. | crackhead energy
37. | keeping secrets
38. | hey, roomie
40. | birthday meal
41. | drunk
42. | hangover
43. | heaven is red
44. | hugs and kisses
45. | goodbye sex
46. | heartbroken
47. | no one cares
48. | love is not over
49. | sweet chaos
50. | missed him
51. | these nights
52. | some time together
53. | sexting
54. | all i wanted
55. | euphoria
56. | polaroid
57. | soothing voices
58. | the end of the world
59. | bullet to the heart
60. | winning him back
61. | childish adults
62. | happy endings
63. | golden rings
64. | my dear
65. | sweet like sugar
66. | we're always here for you
67. | pregnant emojis
68. | explicit
69. | spark
70. | tear
71. | awful parents
72. | hidden lies
73. | bitches get stitches
74. | karma sucks
75. | stubborn brat
76. | broken hearts
77. | come clean
78. | even angels cry
79. | shared blame
80. | please stop
81. | wedding plans
82. | leaked
83. | leave me alone
84. | truth hurts
85. | nightmares and dreams
86. | cry your heart out
87. | loser
88. | imagine
89. | drinking problems
90. | lovely
91. | a world without you
92. | this hurts
93. | manipulating asshole
94. | payback, in a way
95. | somebody else
96. | comfort
97. | she helps
98. | thank you for everything
99. | he's gone
100. | goodbye
sequel!

39. | happy birthday, jimin

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CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE

TWITTER GROUP CHAT
bad habits 🤠

JIMIN
ITS MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES

JIMIN
IM FINALLY 21 OMG

JIMIN
IM SO OLD 😪

JUNGKOOK
happy birthday, hyung!

HOSEOK
happy birthday, princess

HOSEOK
i've already said it hundreds of times, but i
want today to be special for you :)

JIMIN
love you!

SEOKJIN
don't even talk to me about being old

SEOKJIN
my ass is literally 24 🤧

YOONGI
my ass is literally 23 😪

HOSEOK
i'm fine with my age

HOSEOK
my body can still move like a stripper, so
we're all good

NAMJOON
too much information, hyung

TAEHYUNG
happy birthday, hyung 🥳

TAEHYUNG
have a good day and hoseok better be
taking care of you!

JIMIN
he is!

JIMIN
he's already showered me with like twenty
presents, many kisses and cuddles and he
cooked me breakfast

JIMIN
which is the sweetest thing ever

SEOKJIN
awe 🤭

HOSEOK
i always try

YOONGI
your 'trying' is perfect, hoseok

HOSEOK
first nice thing yoongi hyung says to me

HOSEOK
this is a good day :)

YOONGI
i take it all back

JUNGKOOK
do you have anything planned today?

JIMIN
nothing much

JIMIN
hoseok is taking me to some restaurant and
then my parents are coming over for a bit

HOSEOK
uhm

HOSEOK
i wasn't told about the parents?

JIMIN
it's for one afternoon!

JIMIN
and they haven't seen me in weeks, so suck
it up 😌

JIMIN
plus, they love you! i don't know why you're
complaining

HOSEOK
you know why

TAEHYUNG
why?

HOSEOK
jimin's mom strokes my face and calls me a
'baby boy' whenever she sees me

HOSEOK
it's really creepy, but i can't say anything to her
because the woman is terrifying and would
slice off my fingers

JIMIN
that's my mom for you 🤷🏻‍♀️

JUNGKOOK
she's iconic

JUNGKOOK
makes some amazing lasagnas

YOONGI
she doesn't make vegetarian
lasagnas, though 😔

JIMIN
i'll get her to make you some, hyung!

JIMIN
don't worry :)

YOONGI
always appreciated

NAMJOON
fat ass

YOONGI
wanna fucking say that one more time

YOONGI
because you'll get a nice, hard smack
across the back of your head

JUNGKOOK
omg

HOSEOK
yoongi hyung is scary

NAMJOON
i'm sorry 🙁

YOONGI
apology accepted

JIMIN
what a fun birthday 🥳

JIMIN
and i'm inviting you all out for a birthday
meal tomorrow

SEOKJIN
why don't you just do it today?

JIMIN
because i have a tight schedule

JUNGKOOK
as if

TAEHYUNG
you literally listed two things

JIMIN
i do!

JIMIN
frick off yeah

JIMIN
i'm having dinner with hoseok, my parents
are coming down, i need to go shop for
groceries because hoseok eats everything
and i need to visit the dog shelter

YOONGI
uhm why?

JIMIN
i like looking at the dogs, okay? 😪

NAMJOON
that's the cutest thing i've ever heard

HOSEOK
back off yeah

NAMJOON
wanna square up right now

SEOKJIN
hit you with that ddu du ddu du

TAEHYUNG
forever young

JUNGKOOK
see u later maybe never

JIMIN
if you really really love me

NAMJOON
fuck sake

YOONGI
blackpink go hard 🤰

– happy birthday, princess! today is your special day and i hope everything goes as planned and as you wish 💗 i can't wait to take you out later and spoil you because you deserve it! i love you so much, princess

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jiminmola
i love you, too 💗

bbyjeon
this is so cute

queenjinnie
couple goals

cheesecakeyoongs
bless

– happy birthday, you little goof 🥰 have a fantastic day and you're not old at all! i love taking goofy pictures with you, eating ice cream at 2am in the morning and listening to wanna one with you! i'll always win the dance competitions lmao

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jiminmola
i'll always win

namtiddies
popular check

itzjhope
adorable adorable adorable

cheesecakeyoongs
jackson: cute

– i don't even know when this photo was taken 🤦🏼‍♀️ anyway, happy birthday to my best friend! you're always there to cheer me up when i need it most and i love relating to another bottom. happy birthday, buddy

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jiminmola
i took this when you were drunk af lmao

taestits
drunk?

queenjinnie
two bottoms 🙋🏻‍♀️

bbyjeon
the best of best friends!

– ssksksks and i oop- happy birthday, dork.

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jiminmola
fucking vsco girl 🤷🏻‍♀️ thanks for the scrunchie

namtiddies
uhm

itzjhope
love that

cheesecakeyoongs
this is dramarama

– happy birthday! have fun turning 21... it sucks lmao 😔

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jiminmola
i already feel old 😪

queenjinnie
i'm not getting into this argument again

bbyjeon
my ear is itchy

taestits
stop changing your hair colour

– i can't believe you're 21! now you're finally an adult, even though your height doesn't compliment it 😝 happy birthday, bestie

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jiminmola
dork 🤦🏼‍♀️

namtiddies
this picture radiates bottom energy

cheesecakeyoongs
two bottoms missing another bottom 🤷🏻‍♀️

itzjhope
gogobebe

– thank you for all the birthday messages! i'll have an amazing day and eat as much fried kimchi as i can 🤰

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bbyjeon
have a fantastic day!

itzjhope
my baby

queenjinnie
my chin is itchy

cheesecakeyoongs
stay cute

TWITTER CHAT
itzjhope

HOSEOK
when do you think i should ask?

NAMJOON
whenever you're ready, hyung :)

HOSEOK
i think i'm ready

this was cute

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